The Best 13 Medical Billing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Medical Billing jokes. There are some medical billing jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these medical billing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Medical Billing Jokes and Puns

A doctor and a lawyer

During a party, a doctor is telling a lawyer that he is sick of his friends asking him for free medical advice. The lawyer says, "just do what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox." The doctor decides he'll give that a try and thanks his lawyer friend. When the doctor gets home, he has a bill in his mailbox from the lawyer.

So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together

Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus.

After being in an accident that disabled both my legs...

The doctor walked in with the medical bill,

I couldn't stand to look at it.

Elon Musk and Bill Gates have decided to partner in a joint venture to invent a medication to overcome erectile dysfunction.

They have decided to name the new drug 'Elongates'.

A doctor & a lawyer are talking at a party.

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.


Why do Jews make the best doctors?

Because if they give you six months to live and you can't afford to pay your medical bills before then they'll give you another six months.

Homeless man tells the tale

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage.

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?

Oh no, nothing like that, he said, because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled.

Why does Bill Gates make for a terrible medical expert?

Because he can't get rid of viruses in Microsoft either.

Medical bills are expensive

but let's take comfort that it isn't like the civil war era. Doctors would charge an arm and a leg back than

A doctor was fixing his grammar on medical bills when he noticed something random.

a posture fee.

my doctor gave me 2 months to live

when i told him i wouldnt be able to pay off my medical bills by then, he gave me another 2 months

You can explore medical billing reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean medical billing dad jokes. There are also medical billing puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My medical bills are so high

That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges

My horse broke it's leg and my dad told me to shoot it...

Now my horse has a broken leg and a gunshot wound.

Thanks Dad, those medical bills are gonna go through the roof.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the medical billing jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working medical billing piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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