Median Jokes

Funniest Median Short Jokes

Short median jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The median humour may include short average jokes also.

1. A median and a mode walk into a bar. The bartender says, I'm glad you dumped your buddy. He's mean.
2. Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, "Where's your other friend". The median says, "We don't like him anymore. He's mean."
3. Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny? Because it's a co-median ^_^
4. Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode.
5. I'm not always mean, sometimes I'm median. Really depends on my mode. Statistically my range of jokes are never appreciated.
6. What do you call it when someone starts acting like an angry center divider? They're in mean median mode.
7. What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median.
8. A mathematician was crossing the road when a car blew past 1 foot in front of him and another 1 foot behind him.
   He was standing on the Median and died instantly.
9. The average person is really mean sorry if I didn't make you laugh, I'm not a co***median***

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Median One Liners

Which median one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with median? I can suggest the ones about medium and middle.

1. My co-worker disagreed when I said Median is the best average He's a mean person!
2. I don't understand statistics like mean, mode and median Is that normal?
3. How do statisticians cook their meat? Median rare.
4. Why did the mean and mode laugh together? Because they had a co-median between them.
5. If Timmy buys 7 apples and eats 5 what is the median velocity of his motorcycle?
6. I have a math genius co-worker, And everyone seems to think he is a co-median.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Median Jokes

What funny jokes about median you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plural jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make median pranks.