The Best 61 Media Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Media jokes. There are some media coverage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these media clickbait puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Media Jokes and Puns

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media.

When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."

Tiger Woods playing golf.

Sorry if this is a repost, but I found this one quite funny.

Tiger Woods is practicing golf one day, surrounded by fans and media. While he's practicing, an amateur
golfer confidently walks up to him and challenges him to a match. Tiger knew he'd win, so he agrees thinking that it would be a fun break from serious practice. "OK," the amateur says, "Since I'm an amateur and you're a pro, you'll have to allow me two gotchas". Tiger didn't know what a gotchas is, but he didn't ask because he thought he'd win regardless of what handicap is placed on him. The fans and media leave the two alone so they can play in peace.

A few hours later, the two come out of the golf course and it turns out that Tiger Woods lost. The fans and media surrounded him wanting to know what happened. Tiger says, "I was starting the first hole, concentrating to tee off, you know, deep in thought. Right when I was about to drive the ball, he ran up from behind, grabbed my nuts and squeezed them tight while loudly screaming 'GOTCHA!!' can you imagine me trying to play eighteen holes waiting for the next gotcha?"

Media joke, Tiger Woods playing golf.

So the media say GTA V will cause players to commit crime.

Bullshit, I've got the Coronation Street board game and I'm not a pedophile.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.


Three social media news article writers walk into a bar

You won't believe what happens next.

Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it

Media joke, Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social medi

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Bernie Sanders may be old, but he loves modern technologies such as. . .

Socialist Media.

A reporter from North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer...

A reporter from a North Korea's state-owned media asks a farmer, "Would you give your mansion to the supreme leader if you had one?"

The farmer answers, "Yes, of course I would!"

"If you had one million dollar, would you give it to the supreme leader, too?"

"Yes, absolutely!"

"How about five cows, would you give them to the supreme leader?"

The farmer hesitates, then answers, "No..."

The reporter is confused, "you would give a mansion and one million dollar to the supreme leader, why would you not give only five cows? Is it because you think cows can't match the highness of the supreme leader?"

"Well, yes... and also I really do have five cows..."

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate?

Still nobody cares.

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

A Soviet official visits the US

Part of his visit is about free media. His guides show him around the country. They visit different media outlets, they show him excerpt of media, to show how free the media is.

At the end of the visit, the official is impressed. Before leaving he asks his guides one last question.

'How do you do it?' He asks.

'Do what?'

'Make them all say the same thing'

Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof?

Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.

So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure..

And social media went apeshit.

Media joke, So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure.

Obvious media bias

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

Kim Jong Un walked into a bar

The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump

A bunch of girls in the local collage went the Bra-less feminist way

Their spokesperson said to the local media : "Yes we know we don't have much support, but word's out that the Male students appreciate the movement "


With all this media coverage about the clowns...

I'll be so glad when the election is over.

The media that got everything wrong ....

will now tell you what will happen now that what they said wouldn't happen happened. Think about that for a minute...

I can't call people Grammar Nazis on social media anymore....

Now I call them the Alt-Write.

Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted...

...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too

Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media.

Doctor: I don't follow you.

Colorado keeps advertising their legalised weed through the media...

I'm fed up of seeing all that propaganja.

Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated...

"Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever.

I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.

The media should be more like batman

They shouldn't bring the news people want,
they should bring the news people need.

A place got lit on fire

But the firefighters were too late to reach and put it out. Media arrived as well to which one of the firefighter giving report said, "I've got a good news and a bad news, the bad news is, 41 children died in that fire. But the good news is it was an orphanage, so I have no parents to notify"

I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook...

...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.

Did you hear about the big toothpaste scandal?

The media are calling it Colgate...

Everyone is concerned about Trump's health after he posted an incomprehensible tweet about his covfefe

But don't worry. Dr. Hufghfufu just assured the media that he's agvofofi.

What do you call a goose in a tuxedo telling the news?

Media Proper Gander

Just in from the Middle East

Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do.

What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?

A pink slip.

North Korea's state media is very truthful

They accurately portray United States as a country where half of it is burning and half of it is drowning.

What's Leatherface's favourite social media?

Facebook.

Donald Trump was admiring the Sistine chapel

Trump : this is the bestest painting I've ever seen

Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..

Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I'm not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens

But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.

What's a Viking's favourite social media?

Raid-it

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

What is Thanos favourite social media?

Obviously Snapchat

A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, I'm glad you dumped your buddy. He's mean.

I wonder why animals have only two genders.

Probably because they don't use social media.

Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper it would die instantly

This shows how toxic the media is

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.



After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.

* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war. But hit them with a newspaper and they die.

See how dangerous the media is?

Today I read the noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage wasn't really a noose...

Fake Noose Media

I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.

Retweet if you agree.

What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence?

An influenzer.

If a were a serial killer I would kill my victims by sitting on their face until they suffocate

The media would call me the Assphyxiator

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can't survive a slap from a newspaper.

This shows how toxic the media is.

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

What did the media say about Kim Kardashian swimming

There's too much plastic in our oceans.

What is Captain Hook's least favorite social media site?

TikTok!

I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U.

It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.

My doctor refuses to post my diagnosis to social media...

He says my disease is untweetable...

My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?

Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "




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A year ago,I tried to network around and create a group of guys with similar taste and do activities together.

For some reason, the prosecuting lawyer and media keep mentioning it as a ring.

A teen goes to a party one day.

He dances for a bit, then he decides to get some punch but sees the line is long so he goes back to dancing. He enters the line but sees the line is still long. So, he dances some more, grabs some food, and scrolls through social media. Eventually he enters the line again. Finally he says: "This punchline is taking too long."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the media mediums jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working media news piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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