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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn't awarded the gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal.
China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
My grandfather was complaining yesterday: your generation is so fragile with your participation awards ...
says the guy who lost the war and still wears medals
A man was awarded a medal for his humility...
Unfortunately, he got it taken away for wearing it.
The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.
Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable e**....
His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly
The guy who finished third in the shrimp eating contest
was awarded the prawns medal.
Did you hear michael phelps lost all his Olympic awards?
He hasn't won a race yet. I guess you could say the loss of his metal medals meddled his mettle.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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