Med School Jokes
32 med school jokes and hilarious med school puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about med school that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Med School Short Jokes
Short med school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The med school humour may include short medical school jokes also.
- Did you hear about the med school student who switched from nephrology to pediatric orthopedics? He went from kidneys to kid knees.
- My sister graduated med school and is growing antsy at her minimal workload She just needs to have patients.
- Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus.
- If Laywers learn at pre-law but Doctors learn at pre-med, where do Teachers learn at? Pre-school
- According to Jewish theology, at what point does a fetus become a person? When they finish med school.
- Med school interviewer: So concealer, what are your extracurricular activities Concealer: I shadow
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Med School One Liners
Which med school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with med school? I can suggest the ones about medical students and nursing school.
- What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's? A Doctor.
- What do you call a doctor who failed med school ? Dentist.
- A med school student walks into a bar... but he was not prepared for it
- Im glad i dropped out of med school... I never had enough patients for it anyway.
- Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*
- I heard the Daft Punk robots are headed to med school They'll soon be the Spin Doctors
- Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family
Cheerful Fun Med School Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about med school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grad school jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make med school pranks.
A sick man comes to a doctor. After an inspection, the doctor says "I have very bad news for you."
The man asks "What is so wrong?"
The doctor answers: "I missed all the lectures about your illness back in med school."
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My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too s**... to be a doctor
8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
Why do we have to learn this stuff?" The young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."
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A professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.
A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.
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I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain.
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet
I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,
law students don't call themselves lawyers,
and art students don't call themselves broke
Unlicensed Proctologists
I heard on the news that some med school dropouts end up practicing proctology illegally. It's certainly frowned upon, but inevitably some unqualified professionals end up slipping through the cracks.
What type of test do you take...
To see if you get into grad school, you take the GRE.
To see if you get into med school, you take the MCAT.
What test do you take to see if you can be a politician?
Lie detector.
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What every doctor is taught in med school.
"What the patient says he drinks, double. What he says he smokes, triple. Frequency of s**... i**..., divide by four.
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My step dad told me it was pointless to apply to med school becasuse I was too s**... to be a doctor
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"The professor stared at the student without saying a word. "Physics saves lives," he finally continued, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?"
His friend nods. "Sure."
"Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..."
He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin.
His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment.
"Dude, that is not cool."
The doctor, indignant, defended himself.
"What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients."
His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."