Mechanism Jokes

• Short Mechanism Jokes
• Mechanism One Liners
• Coping Mechanism Jokes
• Defense Mechanism Jokes
• Mechanism Of Jokes
• More Mechanism Jokes

Funniest Mechanism Short Jokes

Short mechanism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mechanism humour may include short mechanic jokes also.

1. Son In iraq I killed 15 people. Son: Dad you were a helicopter mechanic
   Dad:Never said I was a good one
2. My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
3. My grandfather killed 30 german planes during World War 2 He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
4. My Grandfather downed 35 German aircraft during WW2 He still holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
5. My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WWII. Still to this day he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
6. Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic? He needed to change attire.
   (I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.)
7. My car mechanic called me and said, You can pick up your car by 5 p.m. I said, I don't think I'll be strong enough by then.
8. My grandpa destroyed 38 planes in WW2, killed 58 Germans. Literally the worst mechanic of the Luftwaffe
9. During World War II, my grandpa single-handedly killed 30 German pilots. He was the crappiest mechanic the Luftwaffe ever recruited.
10. Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
    Mechanical engineers build weapons.
    Civil engineers build targets.

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Mechanism One Liners

Which mechanism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mechanism? I can suggest the ones about technique and phenomenon.

1. What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
2. Mechanic: "When were your tires last rotated?" Me: "On the way here, silly."
3. What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? quantum Mechanics.
4. Where does an atom go when it breaks down? A quantum mechanic.
   lel
5. Why are mechanics absent fathers? Because they nut and bolt
6. Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills.
7. What do mechanics call one night stands? Nuts & bolts
8. How can you tell if a mechanic has gotten laid? He has one clean finger
9. Who do you call to fix an atom? A quantum mechanic
10. What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts
11. Hear about the mechanic who refuses to pay prostitutes? He screws, nuts and bolts.
12. My grandfather took down 23 planes in WWII He was the worst mechanic of the RAF
13. What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
14. My grandfather destroyed 9 German planes He was the worst Luftwaffe's mechanic
15. I told her I'm a mechanical engineer I can't fix her car, but I can screw, nut, and bolt.

Coping Mechanism Jokes

Here is a list of funny coping mechanism jokes and even better coping mechanism puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo mama so fat I'm really concerned about her health, is she doing ok? I think she uses food as a coping mechanism. Let her know I'm here to talk if she needs support
• Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw... A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.
• I like my food like I like my coping mechanisms. Extremely unhealthy.

Defense Mechanism Jokes

Here is a list of funny defense mechanism jokes and even better defense mechanism puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do bees and me have in common? Both of us become suicidal as a defense mechanism

Mechanism Of Jokes

Here is a list of funny mechanism of jokes and even better mechanism of puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it's fine.
• My grandfather destroyed over 30 German planes in WW2... He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
• What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
• Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down? They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.
• [at auto mechanic] \[at auto mechanic\]
  MECHANIC: Can I help you?
  ME: My car won't start
  MECHANIC: Umm, that's a bicycle
  ME: Because my car won't start, are you even listening?
• I'm an auto mechanic... So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.
  But I do understand the Trans mission.
• My great grandfather once destroyed 18 ww2 German aircrafts in one day. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
• There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called Car Men Now we don't know where in the world it is
• I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, Do you have any idea why my car is humming? He replied, Probably because it doesn't know all the lyrics.
• Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime.

Playful Mechanism Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about mechanism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean machine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mechanism pranks.