The Best 10 Mechanism Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mechanism jokes. There are some mechanism device jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mechanism method puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mechanism Jokes and Puns

What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism?

Allahu lap-bar.

Yo mama so fat

I'm really concerned about her health, is she doing ok? I think she uses food as a coping mechanism. Let her know I'm here to talk if she needs support

Some sea mammals sleep with half their brain in deep sleep and the other half wide awake

This was developed as an evolutionary mechanism for survival, but biologists have documented a similar mechanism in workers at the DMV

Mechanism joke, Some sea mammals sleep with half their brain in deep sleep and the other half wide awake

Sleeping is the body's best safety mechanism

It keeps you from messing things up for 8 hours

What do bees and me have in common?

Both of us become suicidal as a defense mechanism


Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw...

A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.

The United Airlines incident has me re-thinking the validity of...

the 'fight-or-flight' mechanism.

Mechanism joke, The United Airlines incident has me re-thinking the validity of...

Hedgehogs...

I don't know why hedgehogs think that rolling into a ball is a good defence mechanism.

I wasn't going to kick it before.

Assume a can opener

A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island with no tools and a can of food. The physicist and the chemist each devised an ingenious mechanism for getting the can open; the economist merely says, "Assume we have a can opener".

Husband notices that after every fight...

...wife goes to the bathroom and locks for 10mins. When she is back everything is back to normal. This piques his curiosity.

So, he decides to ask her about it.
Husband: Honey, I've notice that everytime we fight, you go and lock the bathroom. What about it? Tell me about your coping mechanism?

Wife: I clear my head by thoroughly cleaning the toilet

Husband: oh yeah, I've noticed the toilet is extremely clean.

Wife: well, your toothbrush really hits the stop

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mechanism trigger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mechanism machinery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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