Mechanism Jokes
41 mechanism jokes and hilarious mechanism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mechanism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes about defense mechanisms - the coping methods we deploy when faced with awkward or difficult situations. Read on to find out more about the placement and contraption of mechanisms, and learn how to lighten any difficult situation.
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Funniest Mechanism Short Jokes
Short mechanism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mechanism humour may include short mechanic jokes also.
- Son In iraq I killed 15 people. Son: Dad you were a helicopter mechanic
Dad:Never said I was a good one - My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
- My grandfather killed 30 german planes during World War 2 He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
- My Grandfather downed 35 German aircraft during WW2 He still holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
- My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WWII. Still to this day he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
- Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic? He needed to change attire.
(I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.) - My car mechanic called me and said, You can pick up your car by 5 p.m. I said, I don't think I'll be strong enough by then.
- My grandpa destroyed 38 planes in WW2, killed 58 Germans. Literally the worst mechanic of the Luftwaffe
- During World War II, my grandpa single-handedly killed 30 German pilots. He was the crappiest mechanic the Luftwaffe ever recruited.
- Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
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Mechanism One Liners
Which mechanism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mechanism? I can suggest the ones about technique and phenomenon.
- What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
- Mechanic: "When were your tires last rotated?" Me: "On the way here, silly."
- What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? quantum Mechanics.
- Where does an atom go when it breaks down? A quantum mechanic.
lel - Why are mechanics absent fathers? Because they nut and bolt
- Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills.
- What do mechanics call one night stands? Nuts & bolts
- How can you tell if a mechanic has gotten laid? He has one clean finger
- Who do you call to fix an atom? A quantum mechanic
- What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts
- Hear about the mechanic who refuses to pay prostitutes? He screws, nuts and bolts.
- My grandfather took down 23 planes in WWII He was the worst mechanic of the RAF
- What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
- My grandfather destroyed 9 German planes He was the worst Luftwaffe's mechanic
- I told her I'm a mechanical engineer I can't fix her car, but I can screw, nut, and bolt.
Coping Mechanism Jokes
Here is a list of funny coping mechanism jokes and even better coping mechanism puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yo mama so fat I'm really concerned about her health, is she doing ok? I think she uses food as a coping mechanism. Let her know I'm here to talk if she needs support
- Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw... A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.
- I like my food like I like my coping mechanisms. Extremely unhealthy.
Defense Mechanism Jokes
Here is a list of funny defense mechanism jokes and even better defense mechanism puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do bees and me have in common? Both of us become suicidal as a defense mechanism
Mechanism Of Jokes
Here is a list of funny mechanism of jokes and even better mechanism of puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it's fine.
- My grandfather destroyed over 30 German planes in WW2... He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
- What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
- Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down? They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.
- [at auto mechanic] \[at auto mechanic\]
MECHANIC: Can I help you?
ME: My car won't start
MECHANIC: Umm, that's a bicycle
ME: Because my car won't start, are you even listening? - I'm an auto mechanic... So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.
But I do understand the Trans mission. - My great grandfather once destroyed 18 ww2 German aircrafts in one day. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
- There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called Car Men Now we don't know where in the world it is
- I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, Do you have any idea why my car is humming? He replied, Probably because it doesn't know all the lyrics.
- Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime.
Playful Mechanism Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about mechanism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean machine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mechanism pranks.
A priest, a lawyer and an engineer are to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, the rope is pulled but nothing happens. He claims he has been saved by divine intervention and is released.
The lawyer puts his head on the block, but again, nothing happens, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and is set free.
The engineer places his head under the guillotine. He looks up at the release mechanism and says:
'Wait a minute, I see your problem...'
My wife came home yesterday...
and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.
"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."
My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during WW2
He was the s**... mechanic the luftwaffe had.
A Mechanical Engineer, a software engineer and a purchasing agent...
..are on their way to an industry event when their rental car gets a flat tire. The purchasing agent says
"We need to buy a new tire"
the mechanical engineer says
"no, I think I can fix this one"
and the software engineer says,
"let's drive on it for a while, maybe it'll fix itself."
Three Engineers are having an argument...
The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."
The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."
The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"
An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an IT admin are in a car that won't start.
Electrical Engineer: "It has to be the battery. Let's check that."
Mechanical Engineer: "No, I think it's the engine. Let's check that instead."
IT Admin: "How about this? Let's all get out of the car and get back in."
God the Engineer
Three engineers are having lunch and discussing what kind of engineer God is. The mechanical engineer says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the complex structures of the body!" The electrical engineer says, "No, look at the electrical processes of the body, which the brain could not operate without, he must be an electrical engineer." The civil engineer says, "You're both wrong, he had to be a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste line through a recreational area?"