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They rely on cheap mechanics
down the street when his car starts sputtering. He pulls into the next mechanics shop and asks him to take a look. mechanic says it will be about an hour. While waiting the penguin decides to go next door to the malt shop and get an ice cream cone. an hour later the penguin goes back to the mechanic.
the mechanic looks at him and says "looks like you blew a seal".
"oh no I just had some ice cream" said the penguin wiping his face.
They must have had physical chemistry.
The other mechanic inspects the part and replies, "Eh, I dunno, that might be a bit of a stretch."
In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.
Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman.
They have poorly developed motor skills.
"MOM! MOM!"
"What is it Johnny?"
"Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics?"
"No, why?"
"She's outside, under a bus"
Quantum Mechanics.
The biologist is enthralled by the biodiversity of the ocean and walks into the sea, never to be seen again.
The physicist is enthralled by the complexity of fluid mechanics and walks into the sea, never to be seen again.
The chemist makes a simple observation.
"Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
You know, for the extra Down force.
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All they do is screw, nut, and bolt.
in a box
It's not called fluid mechanics for nothing.
overall.
He just does. The mechanics of it are ear elephant.
but even though its funny, it's also unfunny at the same time.
You could say they perform feats of engine hearing.
Blinker Fluid
That in the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, I've slept with her in every universe.
They nut and bolt.
A penguin goes to get his car fixed at the mechanics on a hot day. Mechanic tells penguin it will be a while, so the penguin goes to the shop across the road and get some yummy vanilla icecream. The penguin returns to the mechanic and the mechanic says "looks like you've blown a seal.". the penguin replies "no it's only icecream."
Could be getting into a box really makes them feel alive. Who knows?
Woke up completely exhausted.
they called it the "Automan" Empire.
OC, what do you think?
Things usually don't work out and they end up losing them
Customer: My car makes a weird noise when I steer to the left.
Mechanic: Then don't steer to the left.
But it's written in chinese and about quantum mechanics.
I don't know what I'm going to do with this remote knowledge.
They heard how often residents there tend to blow trannies.
Because they know how to suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
He's torquing nuts!
Because they nut and bolt
do you screw, nut, and bolt?
Nuts & bolts
And I've gotta say: I'm not a fan.
The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.
Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."
European heaven is a place where the chefs are spanish, the police is british, the mechanics are germans, the lovers are italians and everything is organized by the swiss.
European hell is a place where the chefs are british, the police is german, the mechanics are spanish, the lovers are swiss and everything is organized by the italians.
Hell, on the other hand, is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Americans.
They never check under the hood.
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