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Hey, have you ever heard of that hard working car mechanic that specializes in engines and the back of cars?
They say he gets very exhausted.
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when it breaks down. The mechanical engineer speaks up and says, "It must be the engine!" The electrical engineer says, "No, it must be the wiring." The software engineer finally speaks up and says, "Guys, guys... Let's just all get completely out of the car and then get back in."
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The other mechanic inspects the part and replies, "Eh, I dunno, that might be a bit of a stretch."
He has 1 clean finger.
src: heard on radio yesterday
It was all civil until he walked in.
Two of his fingers are clean.
They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.
It was da-press-in.
Because a mechanic washes his hands before he uses the restroom.
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They both make cargos.
He nuts and bolts.
A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt.
The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way.
The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and ensure we are all working with maximum efficiency to solve this problem.
The Software Engineer Just says "Wow! that is strange, lets push it back up and see if it happens again"
He screws, nuts, and bolts
She texts him : "your new vehicle has been launched".
He replies : " is it with gear stick or automatic?"
But he's wrong; I can stop any time i want.
They just couldn't handle the stress.
But I know that it would just slow me down.
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A: Two of his fingers are clean.
but I quit because it was exhausting work.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
It's amazing how unexpected things happen around us, my neighborhood's mechanic was just arrested by the police for selling drugs...
Who would've known! I've been his customer for 3 years and I never realized he was a mechanic til now.
I much prefer the army metric.
Cause you'd need a medium
Because they need to rivet.
Rivet rivet.
Rivet rivet.
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He has two clean fingers.
What did the mechanic do when he was with his GF and her parents car pulls into the driveway?
He nutted and bolted.
I've been his customer for over 5 years...I had no clue he was a mechanic.
He has one clean finger
The mechanical engineer said, God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it's designed.
The electrical engineer said, No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.
The civil engineer said, God had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area?
It was a gut-wrenching experience.
Things usually don't work out and they end up losing them
Customer: My car makes a weird noise when I steer to the left.
Mechanic: Then don't steer to the left.
They have one clean finger.
Tolerance
He's torquing nuts!
Because they spent 4 years mastering how to make things suck, squeeze, bang, and blow!
He sleeps under it
As they drank, the conversation turned to God. Obviously, he was an engineer! But what sort of engineer?
The mechanical engineer brought up the perfection of the human joints and musculature. Surely that proved God was a mechanical engineer!
The electrical engineer responded that, without the brains and nerves, those muscles and joints would be useless. God must be an electrical engineer!
The civil engineer just looked at the two of them and shook his head. "Who else but a civil engineer would put the sewer outflow right in the middle of the entertainment district?"
He's got one clean finger.
Because they nut and bolt
do you screw, nut, and bolt?
Nuts & bolts
Me: "On the way here, silly."
He screws, nuts and bolts.
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