The Best 50 Mecha Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Mecha jokes. There are some mecha manga jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mecha scifi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Mecha Jokes and Puns
Mechanic
Hey, have you ever heard of that hard working car mechanic that specializes in engines and the back of cars?
They say he gets very exhausted.
two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast
1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour
2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car...
when it breaks down. The mechanical engineer speaks up and says, "It must be the engine!" The electrical engineer says, "No, it must be the wiring." The software engineer finally speaks up and says, "Guys, guys... Let's just all get completely out of the car and then get back in."
What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
Two mechanics are talking, and one says to the other "Hey, I found this car part in the dump, I think it might be from an old limo."
The other mechanic inspects the part and replies, "Eh, I dunno, that might be a bit of a stretch."
How can you tell a mechanic recently had sex?
He has 1 clean finger.
src: heard on radio yesterday
Why did the mechanical engineer get kicked out of the club?
It was all civil until he walked in.
How can you tell a mechanic just had sex?
Two of his fingers are clean.
Mechanical engineers
They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.
Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?
It was da-press-in.
why is a mechanic smarter than a doctor?
Because a mechanic washes his hands before he uses the restroom.
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What does a mechanic and a tailor have in common?
They both make cargos.
What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?
He nuts and bolts.
The Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Enginner
A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt.
The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way.
The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and ensure we are all working with maximum efficiency to solve this problem.
The Software Engineer Just says "Wow! that is strange, lets push it back up and see if it happens again"
What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?
He screws, nuts, and bolts
A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him
She texts him : "your new vehicle has been launched".
He replies : " is it with gear stick or automatic?"
My mechanic thinks i'm in denial over my brake fluid leak.
But he's wrong; I can stop any time i want.
Why did the Mechanical Engineer stop studying material science?
They just couldn't handle the stress.
My mechanic tried to convince me that my car needs new brakes
But I know that it would just slow me down.
What does a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
Snap-on tools
Q: How do you know when a mechanic has had sex? [nsfw]
A: Two of his fingers are clean.
According to Mechanical Engineers, WOMEN are the Best Vehicle in the World.
I used to be a mechanic...
but I quit because it was exhausting work.
A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
My Neighborhood's mechanic.
It's amazing how unexpected things happen around us, my neighborhood's mechanic was just arrested by the police for selling drugs...
Who would've known! I've been his customer for 3 years and I never realized he was a mechanic til now.
As a new mechanic in the US military, I must admit I abhor the army standard when working on equipment overseas.
I much prefer the army metric.
Why can't you have a mechanical wave seance in space?
Cause you'd need a medium
Why can't mechanic frogs stay quiet on the job?
Because they need to rivet.
What did the mechanical fog say?
Rivet rivet.
What did the mechanical frog say?
Rivet rivet.
Also a correction from before i^can^write^i^promse
How do you know a mechanic had a good date?
He has two clean fingers.
What did the mechanic do when...
What did the mechanic do when he was with his GF and her parents car pulls into the driveway?
He nutted and bolted.
This mechanic in my area went to jail for dealing drugs
I've been his customer for over 5 years...I had no clue he was a mechanic.
How can you tell if a mechanic has gotten laid?
He has one clean finger
A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.
The mechanical engineer said, God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it's designed.
The electrical engineer said, No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.
The civil engineer said, God had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area?
A mechanic falls onto his tools...
It was a gut-wrenching experience.
Why don't mechanics date 10's?
Things usually don't work out and they end up losing them
If mechanics were like doctors
Customer: My car makes a weird noise when I steer to the left.
Mechanic: Then don't steer to the left.
How do you know if a mechanic has gotten laid lately?
They have one clean finger.
What does a mechanical engineer have in common with a social justice warrior?
Tolerance
My mechanics gone crazy!
He's torquing nuts!
Why are mechanical engineers so great at getting laid?
Because they spent 4 years mastering how to make things suck, squeeze, bang, and blow!
A mechanic bought a bed
He sleeps under it
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer were having a drink after work
As they drank, the conversation turned to God. Obviously, he was an engineer! But what sort of engineer?
The mechanical engineer brought up the perfection of the human joints and musculature. Surely that proved God was a mechanical engineer!
The electrical engineer responded that, without the brains and nerves, those muscles and joints would be useless. God must be an electrical engineer!
The civil engineer just looked at the two of them and shook his head. "Who else but a civil engineer would put the sewer outflow right in the middle of the entertainment district?"
How can you tell if a mechanic has just gotten freaky with a woman?
He's got one clean finger.
Why are mechanics absent fathers?
Because they nut and bolt
If you go to a mechanics shop to get laid but get caught
do you screw, nut, and bolt?
What do mechanics call one night stands?
Nuts & bolts
Mechanic: "When were your tires last rotated?"
Me: "On the way here, silly."
A mechanic makes for an awesome FWB.
He screws, nuts and bolts.
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