Mech Jokes
53 mech jokes and hilarious mech puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mech that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you an engineering student looking for a good laugh? Check out these Mech Jokes - a collection of humorous jokes related to Mechanic Engineering, Manufacturing, Control and Automation System (MANC), Control and Automation Solutions (CAS), and Brimstone.
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Funniest Mech Short Jokes
Short mech jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mech humour may include short penguin jokes also.
- two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?
A. A Dino-sour
2.Q. Were do robots go to worship?
A. Mech-a - You're walking down the street when you find an old antique lamp. You give it a shine, and a robotic genie pops out. What do you do? You mech a wish
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Mech One Liners
Which mech one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mech? I can suggest the ones about combat and bot.
- What do you do when you meet a robotic genie? You mech a wish.
Cheerful Mech Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about mech you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robotic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mech pranks.
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car...
when it breaks down. The mechanical engineer speaks up and says, "It must be the engine!" The electrical engineer says, "No, it must be the wiring." The software engineer finally speaks up and says, "Guys, guys... Let's just all get completely out of the car and then get back in."
What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
Two mechanics are talking, and one says to the other "Hey, I found this car part in the dump, I think it might be from an old limo."
The other mechanic inspects the part and replies, "Eh, I dunno, that might be a bit of a stretch."
How can you tell a mechanic recently had s**...?
He has 1 clean finger.
src: heard on radio yesterday
Why did the mechanical engineer get kicked out of the club?
It was all civil until he walked in.
How can you tell a mechanic just had s**...?
Two of his fingers are clean.
Mechanical engineers
They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.
Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?
It was da-press-in.
What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?
He nuts and bolts.
The Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Enginner
A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt.
The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way.
The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and ensure we are all working with maximum efficiency to solve this problem.
The Software Engineer Just says "Wow! that is strange, lets push it back up and see if it happens again"
What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?
He screws, nuts, and bolts
A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him
She texts him : "your new vehicle has been launched".
He replies : " is it with gear stick or automatic?"
My mechanic thinks i'm in denial over my brake fluid leak.
But he's wrong; I can stop any time i want.
Why did the Mechanical Engineer stop studying material science?
They just couldn't handle the stress.
My mechanic tried to convince me that my car needs new brakes
But I know that it would just slow me down.
What does a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
Snap-on tools
What did the mechanic say to his wife?
Do you want it in your tailpipe or your muffler?
Q: How do you know when a mechanic has had s**...? [n**...]
A: Two of his fingers are clean.
A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
My Neighborhood's mechanic.
It's amazing how unexpected things happen around us, my neighborhood's mechanic was just arrested by the police for selling drugs...
Who would've known! I've been his customer for 3 years and I never realized he was a mechanic til now.
Why can't you have a mechanical wave seance in space?
Cause you'd need a medium
Why can't mechanic frogs stay quiet on the job?
Because they need to rivet.
What did the mechanical fog say?
Rivet rivet.
What did the mechanical frog say?
Rivet rivet.
Also a correction from before i^can^write^i^promse
How do you know a mechanic had a good date?
He has two clean fingers.
What did the mechanic do when...
What did the mechanic do when he was with his GF and her parents car pulls into the driveway?
He nutted and bolted.
This mechanic in my area went to jail for dealing drugs
I've been his customer for over 5 years...I had no clue he was a mechanic.
How can you tell if a mechanic has gotten laid?
He has one clean finger
A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.
The mechanical engineer said, God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it's designed.
The electrical engineer said, No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.
The civil engineer said, God had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area?
A mechanic falls onto his tools...
It was a gut-wrenching experience.
Why don't mechanics date 10's?
Things usually don't work out and they end up losing them
My mechanics gone crazy!
He's torquing nuts!
Why are mechanical engineers so great at getting laid?
Because they spent 4 years mastering how to make things s**..., squeeze, bang, and blow!
A mechanic bought a bed
He sleeps under it
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer were having a drink after work
As they drank, the conversation turned to God. Obviously, he was an engineer! But what sort of engineer?
The mechanical engineer brought up the perfection of the human joints and musculature. Surely that proved God was a mechanical engineer!
The electrical engineer responded that, without the brains and nerves, those muscles and joints would be useless. God must be an electrical engineer!
The civil engineer just looked at the two of them and shook his head. "Who else but a civil engineer would put the sewer outflow right in the middle of the entertainment district?"
How can you tell if a mechanic has just gotten freaky with a woman?
He's got one clean finger.
Why are mechanics absent fathers?
Because they nut and bolt
If you go to a mechanics shop to get laid but get caught
do you screw, nut, and bolt?
What do mechanics call one night stands?
Nuts & bolts
Mechanic: "When were your tires last rotated?"
Me: "On the way here, silly."
A mechanic makes for an awesome FWB.
He screws, nuts and bolts.
What does the mechanic say after he's fixed your car's horn?
Beep repaired.
My mechanic tried to scam me because he didn't think I knew about cars
I took my car to get an oil change and they were like would you like us to rotate your tires? I was like Ummm. I rotated them a bunch on the way over j**...!
Why was the mechanic rewarded with a "LGBTQ SUPPORT" Award?
Because they help with your trans-mission
Where do Mechanical Bulls come from?
They're raised on a wrench.
A Mechanical Engineer, a software engineer and a purchasing agent...
..are on their way to an industry event when their rental car gets a flat tire. The purchasing agent says
"We need to buy a new tire"
the mechanical engineer says
"no, I think I can fix this one"
and the software engineer says,
"let's drive on it for a while, maybe it'll fix itself."
How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm sorry sir, this light bulb was discontinued 12 years ago. you're gonna need a whole new lamp. that'll be $12,500.
Being a mechanic is like being a male p**....
You get paid for parts and labor.
There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called Car Men
Now we don't know where in the world it is
A mechanic was secretly drinking brake fluid at the garage where he worked. On some days he would even drink a whole pint of the stuff. One day his boss found out and confronted him about it.
The mechanic said It won't become a problem, boss, I swear I can stop whenever I want!
