The Best 13 Mecca Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mecca jokes. There are some mecca prophet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mecca sunni puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mecca Jokes and Puns

What do you call a group of muslims that turn into a giant robot?

A mecca

I lost my job as an architect after my first day

Apparently a revolving mosque makes it difficult to pray towards Mecca.

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I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca...

I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place.

Mecca joke, I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca...

What do you call Shakespeare's works in Mecca?

Islamic pentameter

To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.

An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.


After Iran and Saudi Arabia cut ties Iranians stopped praying towards Mecca

... all their prayers are going to go to Spam anyway

My friend, Mohammed has been praying in the wrong direction for many years.

I don't know what to Mecca this.

Mecca joke, My friend, Mohammed has been praying in the wrong direction for many years.

How much of Mecca did the Muslims retake after their rise as a religion?

Allah-f it

Sunrise should have marketed Gundam better in the middle east.

I mean, Muslims love mecca!

Why was the weed salesman so good at business in mecca

Because he got his profits high

What is it called when a cowboy goes to Mecca?

A yeehawd

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Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie

They'll name it Meccatron

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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