The Best 24 Meaty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Meaty jokes. There are some meaty chives jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meaty misteak puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Meaty Jokes and Puns

What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt?

A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.

What do you call a fat doctor who can predict the weather?

A meaty urologist.

if a fat doctor gives you a vasectomy, why should you ask him about the weather?

because he's a meaty urologist!

Meaty joke, if a fat doctor gives you a vasectomy, why should you ask him about the weather?

What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract?

One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist.

Stupid joke I made when I was young

What do you call a fat monster who's okay-at-best at his job?

Meaty ogre


Meaty Urologist joke

By the way, why are all the weather forecasts on television given by meaty urologists?

What do you call a buff guy who predicts the weather and can treat a UTI?

A meaty urologist.





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What do call someone who's available 24/7 and treats cancer?

An always oncologist.

Meaty joke, What do you call a buff guy who predicts the weather and can treat a UTI?

My friend claims that he can make the best red paint you've ever seen out of raw beef

It looks great, but it's only meaty ochre

The doctor who checked my prostate looked like he spent five days a week at the gym. So I asked him what the weather was going to do...

...he was clearly a meaty urologist.

I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather.

He was a meaty urologist.

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a meaty sausage?

*I don't grind up sausages.*

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What the food critic say after eating Shrek?

"He was just meaty ogre"

Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention?

He heard they were looking for meaty urologists.

People say Shrek was a great character

I thought he was meaty ogre.

I went to see my obese doctor about a burning sensation when i pee.

My morbidly obese doctor gave me medicine and told me on monday there will be a chance of warm sprinkles with a little bit of precipitate. Tuesday through thursday it will cool off and by friday the conditions down there will be clear and normal.

He's quite the meaty urologist.

I found the perfect hotel between a Motel 6 and a Super 8.

It's called the Meaty Inn.

Meaty joke, I found the perfect hotel between a Motel 6 and a Super 8.

Why do celestial bodies row so sluggishly?

Because of the meaty oars

I made beef stuffed okra for dinner. My wife didn't really like it

She thought it was mediocre meaty okra.

What do you call a buff tree enthusiast?

Meaty oaker.


I like my women like I like my west-ward settler's food preservation methods.

Meaty & salty

What do you call a hamburger that studies the urinary tract?

A Meaty Urologist

I always thought my brother was studying weather. . .

But whenever I ask him he says he's studying Meaty Urology.

What do you call bad black paint made out of meat?

Mediocre meaty ochre.

Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions?

They're meaty asians.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meaty tasty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meaty mediocre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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