Meatloaf Jokes

Funniest Meatloaf Short Jokes

Short meatloaf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meatloaf humour may include short loaf bread jokes also.

1. What's the perfect 'safe word'? Meatloaf
   (I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.)
2. Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good. He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
3. My wife's got Meatloaf underwear. On the front they say, 'I would do anything for love'. On the rear they say, 'But I won't do that'.
4. Bought the wife some Meatloaf knickers for Xmas. The front says "I will do anything for love"
   On the rear it says "but I won't do that"
5. My wife said, Let's honour his memory by watching a two hour documentary on Meatloaf.' I said, I'll do anything for love, but I can't do that.
6. I was gonna post a Meatloaf joke but I thought better of it. I would do anything for upvotes but I won't do that.
7. Me and my wife went out for dinner. I ordered the Meatloaf... ...they brought me 3 slices and I ate 2. She complained i didn't finish, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad....
8. Meatloaf would do anything for love Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly.
9. "Your obsession with Meatloaf is getting out of hand," raged my wife, "Something needs to be done about it, I think it's best that I leave." I said, "You took the words right out of my mouth."
10. Meatloaf was right, with North-South Korea ending their war, ABBA releasing a new single, and Trump reigning as president... two out of three aint bad!

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Meatloaf One Liners

Which meatloaf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meatloaf? I can suggest the ones about meatballs and loaf of bread.

1. Meatloaf has married an accountant She will do anything for love but she won't do VAT.
2. Worm 1: "what's for dinner tonight" Worm 2: "Meatloaf..."
3. My dad used to roadie for Meatloaf... He called himself a hamburger helper.
4. What's worse than soufflé falling? Meatloaf collapsing.
5. Some people dont like meatloaf... But if you listen to his songs, 2 out of 3 aint bad.
6. Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.
7. You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him
8. Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf
9. How do you make zero carb bread? You meatloaf!
10. Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen
11. "THAT" Meatloaf's New Year's Resolution.
12. Meatloaf passed on today. His f**... is set at 350 for about an hour.

Howlingly Hilarious Meatloaf Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about meatloaf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sandwich meat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meatloaf pranks.