The Best 18 Meatloaf Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Meatloaf jokes. There are some meatloaf omlette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meatloaf lasagna puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Meatloaf Jokes and Puns

My wife's got Meatloaf underwear.

On the front they say, 'I would do anything for love'. On the rear they say, 'But I won't do that'.

The best safe word to use during sex is meatloaf

Because it means, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

I'm glad my mom is such a bad cook

If my date can eat her meatloaf with a smile, I know they'll swallow anything.

Meatloaf joke, I'm glad my mom is such a bad cook

Bought the wife some Meatloaf knickers for Xmas.

The front says "I will do anything for love"

On the rear it says "but I won't do that"

Me and my wife went out for dinner. I ordered the Meatloaf...

...they brought me 3 slices and I ate 2. She complained i didn't finish, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad....


The best safe word for sex is Meatloaf





It means i would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

Meatloaf would do anything for love

Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly.

Meatloaf joke, Meatloaf would do anything for love

I bought a pair of Meatloaf underpants [NSFW]

The front says "I would do anything for love", and the back says "but I won't do that".

What's the best safe word to use during sex?

Meatloaf.

I would do anything for love but I won't do *that*

stormtrooper family dinner

So a stormtrooper tells his son its time for dinner.
the boy asks his dad "what are we having?"
"Wookie meatloaf." He replied.
After a few minutes of eating, the stormtrooper asks his son "How is it?"
"It's chewy."

My dad used to roadie for Meatloaf...

He called himself a hamburger helper.

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"Your obsession with Meatloaf is getting out of hand," raged my wife, "Something needs to be done about it, I think it's best that I leave."

I said, "You took the words right out of my mouth."

What's worse than soufflé falling?

Meatloaf collapsing.

Meatloaf collapses on stage...

...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.

You know, I always really liked Meatloaf

I've never had any beef with him

Meatloaf was right, with North-South Korea ending their war, ABBA releasing a new single, and Trump reigning as president...

two out of three aint bad!

Meatloaf joke, Meatloaf was right, with North-South Korea ending their war, ABBA releasing a new single, and Trump

Some people dont like meatloaf...

But if you listen to his songs, 2 out of 3 aint bad.

Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title:

Cher the Meatloaf

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