The Best 7 Meating Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Meating jokes. There are some meating pleasure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meating umami puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Meating Jokes and Puns

Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts meating

I see a lot of new faces today

Two vegans bump into eachother at a BBQ

"We must stop meating like this."

My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher.

He just wasn't meating enough people..

I made a butchers club

The only problem is we can't agree to a meating time.

I saw a carnivore walking down the street.

I remember meating him before!!!


On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams?

A meating!

What did the polite man say to the hooker?

It was a pleasure meating you.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meating herbivore jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meating hefty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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