Meatballs Jokes

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Funniest Meatballs Short Jokes

Short meatballs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meatballs humour may include short meatball sub jokes also.

  1. Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto.
    Kudos to my friend who came up with this.
  2. What's the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti? Meatballs.
    My 10 year old daughter just told me this and I had to share.
  3. My 9 year old told me this one. What is the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti? Meatballs.
    She's so petite and delicate so it was perfectly hilarious.
  4. I'll take a 6 inch Meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese please Actually, make it a 6 inch Spicy Italian on Herbs and cheese.
    [EDIT] Sorry, wrong sub
  5. What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"? It's Raining Cats and Dogs
  6. I can't help but think that The Last Supper must have been a bit tense... ...with Jesus relating the bread to his broken skin and the wine to his own blood.
    I bet no one touched the meatballs.
  7. What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, prostitution and meatballs? The spaghetto
  8. This is my favorite sub. Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.
  9. I asked this woman on a date, and I asked her if she wanted to try my meatballs and sauseage. Apparently, you're supposed to tell her you're a chef first.
  10. What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina? "A fedina? What's a fedina?"
    "*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"
    Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season.

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Meatballs One Liners

Which meatballs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meatballs? I can suggest the ones about spaghetti and meatball and meatloaf.

  1. This sub is really disappointing me lately. I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
  2. Stands, tables, meatballs, sofas and Sweden It's an IKEA joke...some assembly required
  3. Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball.
  4. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time? Pasta sauce
  5. Where do burgers like to dance? At a meatball!
  6. Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball
  7. Where does the butcher go to dance? At the meatball.
  8. What Do You Call Vegan Swedish Meatballs? Meatish Swedballs
  9. Meatballs told Spaghetti to go to bed.. ..because it was pasta bedtime.
  10. This sub is disappointing me I'm gonna try the meatball next time
  11. TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese... Oops, wrong sub
  12. I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub.
  13. Is your name Cloudy ? Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs
  14. What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar? Sweet-ish meatballs
  15. I like my movies how i like my pasta meatballs 2.

Meatballs joke, I like my movies how i like my pasta

Hilarious Fun Meatballs Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about meatballs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meatballs pranks.

I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.

The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.
Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.

What's the worst part about hooking up with an italian girl.

She's never impressed with your meat/b**....

How good are Tesco's meatballs?

They're the dog's b**...!

Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business

Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions

Meatballs joke, Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business