Meatballs Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Where do poor meatballs live?

In the spaghetto.

Kudos to my friend who came up with this.

What's the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?


My 10 year old daughter just told me this and I had to share.

This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

There's a blonde man, a Mexican man, and an Italian man sitting on a construction site eating lunch and...

The Mexican man opens his lunch and exclaims, "Bean burritos again?! I swear if I get bean burritos one more time I am going to jump and kill myself!" Then the Italian man opens his lunch and says, "Seriously?! Spaghetti and meatballs again?! If I get this one more time in my lunch I am going to jump and kill myself as well!" then the blonde man opened his lunch and gets a ham and cheese sammich and pretty much says the same thing as the other guys.

Then next day at lunch time the three guys go to the the top of the site and open there lunches, all of them got exactly what they had yesterday and jumped to their deaths.

At the funeral the Mexican's wife goes up to the front and says, "If only I'd known he didn't want burritos for lunch I would have made him something else!" Next the Italian's wife walks up and says, "He should have told me he didn't want spaghetti and meatballs! I just would have made him something else!" After this everyone at the funeral looks at the blonde man's wife waiting for her to say something and she just says, "Don't look at me he makes his own lunch."

What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"?

It's Raining Cats and Dogs

I can't help but think that The Last Supper must have been a bit tense...

...with Jesus relating the bread to his broken skin and the wine to his own blood.

I bet no one touched the meatballs.

What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, prostitution and meatballs?

The spaghetto

Two with sausage and meatballs, two without

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart
attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"

I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.

The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.

Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.

A man's at a restaurant in spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, round meatballs to the next table.

A man's at a restaurant in spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, round meatballs to the next table.
he calls a waiter over and says he wants the same but the waiter says, ah senor, there is only one dish per day, they are the testicles of the bull killed at the bullfight today
the man say, ok can i reserve that for tomorrow then?
next day he's at the restaurant but the waiter brings him over a plate with two tiny objects on it.
what is this, asks the man
ah senor, sometimes ze bull wins

I asked this woman on a date, and I asked her if she wanted to try my meatballs and sauseage.

Apparently, you're supposed to tell her you're a chef first.

What Do You Call Vegan Swedish Meatballs?

Meatish Swedballs

What's the worst part about hooking up with an italian girl.

She's never impressed with your meat/balls.

How good are Tesco's meatballs?

They're the dog's bollocks!

Meatballs told Spaghetti to go to bed..

..because it was pasta bedtime.

What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina?

"A fedina? What's a fedina?"

"*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"

Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season.

Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business

Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions

A man is on business in Italy...

A man is on business in Italy and in between meetings one day he decides to go to lunch at a restaurant nearby. While he is walking down the street he sees a sign that says come in and try our bull fight special. The man walks in the restaurant and orders the bull fight special, a few minutes later he's served a giant plate of pasta with two giant meatballs on top. The next day after his meeting he goes back to the restaurant and orders the bull fight special again, a few minutes later he's served a giant plate of pasta with two small meatballs on top. He stops the waiter and asks why there are two small meatballs when yesterday there were two giant meatballs, the waiter responds by saying "SeΓ±or sometimes the bull, he does not loose".

What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar?

Sweet-ish meatballs

Just heard that Tescos meatballs are the dogs bollocks


I like my movies how i like my pasta

meatballs 2.

In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs.

Well seasoned and well rounded.

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

Talk about a meatier shower!

Three meatballs were sitting in a stomach.

When suddenly, 100 milliliters of vodka arrive. The meatballs ask: what's up with you here? The vodka says I'm here in the honor of John! Another 100 ml arrive, the meatballs ask again why the vodka is there. Then another 100 ml arrive, while the meatballs ask: and who are you here for? For John, of course. The meatballs say: let's go outside and see who this John is!

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