The Best 20 Meatball Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Meatball jokes. There are some meatball parmesan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meatball meatloaf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Meatball Jokes and Puns

Where does spaghetti go to dance?

The meatball.

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time?

Pasta sauce

Where do burgers like to dance?

At a meatball!

Meatball joke, Where do burgers like to dance?

Where did the hamburger go to dance?

The Meatball

This is my favorite sub.

Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.


Meatballs told Spaghetti to go to bed..

..because it was pasta bedtime.

This sub is disappointing me

I'm gonna try the meatball next time

Meatball joke, This sub is disappointing me

TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese...

Oops, wrong sub

I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead

Woops, wrong sub.

A man is on his way back from IKEA, his wife phones him and says are you bringing some dinner back?

He replies Yes love, I've picked up a Swedish meatball selection, and ITS COMING HOME!

I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara.

Whoops, wrong sub

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There's a sure fire way to live up to a hundred.

Eat a meatball a day for a hundred years.

Three meatballs were sitting in a stomach.

When suddenly, 100 milliliters of vodka arrive. The meatballs ask: what's up with you here? The vodka says I'm here in the honor of John! Another 100 ml arrive, the meatballs ask again why the vodka is there. Then another 100 ml arrive, while the meatballs ask: and who are you here for? For John, of course. The meatballs say: let's go outside and see who this John is!

Went to an Italian psychic recently so I could speak to my uncle Tony.

She performed the whole seance with a crystal meatball and a Luigi board.

TIFU when I brought my pregnant wife home a meatball foot long instead of the teriyaki chicken she asked for

Whoops, wrong sub.

TIFU by bringing home a foot long meatball instead of the chicken bacon ranch my wife ordered.

Whoops..wrongs sub.

Meatball joke, TIFU by bringing home a foot long meatball instead of the chicken bacon ranch my wife ordered.

TIFU by ordering a meatball footlong instead of the oven roasted chicken my wife asked for.

Whoopsie...wrong sub.

I just wrote a poem about the time I got sick eating an out of date meatball sub

It's called The Rime of the Ancient Marinara

Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.

Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"

Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.

In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.

Bad news, a marijuana tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.

In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.

And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".

Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.


Where do burgers go to dance

At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!

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