The Best 5 Meat Dairy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Meat Dairy jokes. There are some meat dairy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meat dairy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Meat Dairy Jokes and Puns

Today marks 5 weeks of isolation...

I'm walking 2 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! I feel great!

Zero alcohol, a healthy diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 1 hour home workout each day! Lost 20 lbs and gained muscle mass. I've even cut my screen time in half and am reading a book a week.

I have no idea who wrote this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste.

You know why the 2 piece bathing suit was invented?

To separate the dairy section from meat section...

Vegans don't beat their meat

They beat their "0% dairy all organic tofu"

Gluten free

Diner: We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?

Waitress: Out.

Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.

I have no idea who originally posted this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meat dairy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meat dairy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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