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Meat Dairy Jokes

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Today marks 5 weeks of isolation...

I'm walking 2 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! I feel great!
Zero alcohol, a healthy diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 1 hour home workout each day! Lost 20 lbs and gained muscle mass. I've even cut my screen time in half and am reading a book a week.
I have no idea who wrote this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy and paste.

You know why the 2 piece bathing suit was invented?

To separate the dairy section from meat section...

Vegans don't beat their meat

They beat their "0% dairy all organic tofu"

Gluten free

Diner: We don't eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts. What do you recommend we get?
Waitress: Out.

was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation. Customer: "I don't eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?"

Waiter: "You can get the h**... out of here"


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