Meantime Jokes
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A man sees his dog chew up and s**... a pencil
Concerned, he immediately phones the vet.
"Doctor, my dog just chewed up and swallowed my pencil! What should i do?"
"Hmm...that sounds serious. You better bring him to me. I'll see you within a half hour."
"Yes, doctor, but what should I do in the meantime?"
"Use a pen."
When are bullies the most active?
In the meantime
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An eagle and a pony walk into a bar..
They sit down. The bartender comes over, and the eagle says: I'll have a Budweiser and my friend pony here will have a gin and tonic.
Bartender: sure, be right back.
The eagle says to the pony: gotta go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.
In the meantime the bartender comes back and hands the gin and tonic to the pony and sets the Budweiser on the bar.
Here's your drinks, pony. And, if you don't mind me asking, why do you let that eagle do all of your talking?
Pony: (points to t**...) I'm a little horse
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One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital:
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil h**...!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
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Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new
position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass
along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want ?"
"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook-up your telephone."
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