Meaningful Jokes
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Fun-Filled Meaningful Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours...
She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"
Password security questions for the depressed
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first experience ennui?
What is your ex-wife's newest last name?
What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
What was the middle name of your first rebound?
On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
When did you stop trying?
The MC at an Irish wedding made a toast. "Can all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made their lives meaningful".
...The bartender was subsequently crushed to death.
I can't have a meaningful conversation with anyone in the fashion industry...
They're all so clothes-minded...
A plane gets struck by lightning
A plane is struck by lightning. A woman screams, "I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be meaningful. Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up and says. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk up the aisle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt, and whispers, "Iron this."
One of the big themes in Sartre's philosophy is the idea of genuine choice versus just the appearance of having a choice.
So he can't meaningfully choose to have his coffee with no cream, because he could never have had it with cream to begin with, but he can meaningfully choose to have it with no milk.
I'm always impressed when statisticians talk about averages.
It's so meaningful.
My dad just told me I should "stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"
Dad jokes, am I right?
The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs
The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky...
...and Monica blew it!
I figured out why homosexual men are called gay
Imagine how happy you'd be having a meaningful conversation and s**... with the same person.
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