Meaning Jokes
163 meaning jokes and hilarious meaning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meaning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the numerous meanings and connotations behind some of the most common types of jokes. From corny, to lame, to PJs, learn what these jokes mean and why they are funny. Understand the deeper meaning of jokes and use them to make conversation more meaningful.
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Funniest Meaning Short Jokes
Short meaning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meaning humour may include short means jokes also.
- My girlfriend just emailed me "thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"
Does anyone know what "ternative" mean? - A child asks his father what "gay" means The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies "Dad are you gay?" The father laughs and says "no son I have a wife".
- My friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'. I know he means well.
- What does gay mean? asked a son to his father.
"It means 'happy,'" the father answered.
"Oh," replied the son, "so are you gay, then?"
"No, son, I have a wife." - My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?" "Whatever means necessary," she replied.
"No it doesn't," I said. - My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
- The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
- Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
- I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing. It's laundry day.
- I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome... Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
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Meaning One Liners
Which meaning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meaning? I can suggest the ones about terms and concept.
- Why are people complaining,what EA did was great! I mean, you've got to give them credit.
- I always say muchos to spanish people It means a lot to them
- I told this girl, "you're very average." She said, "that's mean."
- I usually ask people what LGBTQ means. I never get a straight answer.
- Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
- In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective.
- Someone told me I'm condescending That means I talk down to people.
- My girlfriend says I'm way too condescending… (That means I speak down to people)
- If you talk to a Spanish speaker make sure to say "mucho" It means a lot to them.
- My math teacher said I was average... How mean.
- What word means the same thing with several letters added? Mailbox
- can someone tell me what LGBTQ means? I can't get a straight answer
- Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
- What kind of running means walking? Running out of gas!
- I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes. I mean, I still do, but I used to, too.
Two Meaning Jokes
Here is a list of funny two meaning jokes and even better two meaning puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?
- Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released So, that means two American Idiots came out that day
- There are two kinds of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate meaning from incomplete data
- I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?
- English Professor: "While two negatives can mean a positive, in the English language there are no two positives that connote a negative." From back of class: "Yea. Right!"
- I've lost 8 pounds in the last fortnight. For the Americans amongst you that means about 10 dollars in the last two weeks.
- If Russia is the Motherland and Germany is the Fatherland... Does that mean the world wars were two cases of domestic violence?
- Roses are red... Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean - French dad joke of two potatoes. One of them is ran over, and the other says:
– Oh purée! [meaning both “Oh my goodness!” and “Oh, mashed potatoes!”] - What's the meaning of eternal love? Two blind people playing tennis.
Meaning Of Life Jokes
Here is a list of funny meaning of life jokes and even better meaning of life puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After 37 years I'm finally ready to retire with $5,000,000 I've accumulated through hard work, careful saving, living a life of simple means... ...and the death of an uncle who left me $4,999,996.50
- My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though I'll figure out what procrastination means later
- What do you call a joke with no meaning? Life
- If the actor who plays Wolverine were to reveal that he's been a con-artist his entire life.... Would that mean this has all been a huge act, man?
- Heart-Attacks are overrated I mean your heart works non-stop all of your life, would it kill you if the poor guy took a break for 5 minutes ?
- I bet the ChatGPT servers are too busy trying to calculate the meaning of life to respond quickly.
- If you ever feel like your life has no meaning Just remember that there is a guy in the BMW factory installing turn signals.
- Despite always being made fun of on the internet, I've never seen a fedora-wearing neckbeard in the real life. I guess that means the stereotype is true.
- Statisticians give low paid workers an expected life of 68.7 years That's mean
- The bible purposely leaves out the decade of Jesus' life in his 20s because he was clearly a ladies man... I mean, he can turn water into wine, and was well hung. What do you expect!
Meaning Listener Jokes
Here is a list of funny meaning listener jokes and even better meaning listener puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
- My new neighbours listen to Metallica really loud all hours of the night! I mean, they may not want to, but they do.
- I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial? I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
- Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen.
- Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
- I kept trying to tell him no means no, but he wouldn't listen... ...that's the last time I pick up a guy who doesn't know sign language.
- How to tell if someone is a millennial? It's like ..really easy like…you just like…listen and ….like…you just kinda..know like…that you are like , a millennial. Know what I mean?
- My life has no meaning, the only thing that brings me joy is listening to my favorite member of One Direction. I guess you could call me a nihilist
- Mom, how come I still didn't get my period? I mean I'm already 19, Jane got hers when she was just 13! "Listen to me Guillermo, you're NOT getting a period ever!"
- I was listening to Hank Williams earlier and thought about what a sad song "Tear in my Beer" was. A grown man doesn't cry very often, especially in his beer. I mean, I did once.. in a Blue Moon.
Double Meaning Jokes
Here is a list of funny double meaning jokes and even better double meaning puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Double standards are the worst. I mean, one flag is enough.
- If Jesus comes back and is crucified again Does that mean he's been double crossed
- A Roman walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. "Do you mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
"Look, if I wanted a double I would have said so." - A Roman walks into a bar ... and orders a martinus.
The bartender asks, "You mean a martini?"
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for it." - In Scotland, they are so mean with money that every home has double glazing installed. So their kids can't hear the ice cream van
- I always thought it was interesting how double jointed kids were always really cool in elementary school... I mean weird flex, but ok.
- What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre.
- So i told my russian friend Your parents must be the novichok killers
1. Because he's russian
2.because theyre both males so it means he's adopted
DOUBLE CUSS - A Roman walks into a bar.. ..and asks for a dry martinus.
"Surely you mean a martini," asks the bartender.
"If I want a double I'll ask for it, you plebeian s**...," replies the roman.
Cheerful Meaning Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about meaning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean noun jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meaning pranks.
true meaning of duck tape
duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm
The Meaning of dreams
One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "Maybe you'll find out tonight…," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled:"The Meaning of Dreams."
Some men are discussing the meaning of life...
Some men are sitting around discussing the meaning of life.
One turns and asks the others, "If tomorrow all your loved ones found themselves at a f**..., gathered around your casket, what would you want to hear them say?"
One starts off saying, "I hope they would say I was a good father and husband".
The next says "I want them to say I was not only successful, but a kind and generous man too".
"I'd want them to say", says the last man, "Hey look, he's moving!"
How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?
Second hand smoking!
My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Paraprosdokians
*A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.*
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around ... because they don't know I'm using blanks. (Emo Philips)
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing ... after they have tried everything else. (Winston Churchill)
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' ... I put 'DOCTOR'.
If I am reading this graph correctly ... I'd be very surprised. (Stephen Colbert)
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
You're never too old to learn ...something s**....
The double meaning of Christmas!
I bought a new 6 foot, artificial, LED Christmas tree yesterday.
The sales assistant asked " Are you putting this up yourself sir?"
"No, it's going in the living room as usual" I replied.
I hate it
I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.
Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici
meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the s**... club down the street now has the motto:
Veni, vidi, veni.
One of the main differences between men and women
Is the meaning of the phrase, "I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."
"What time do I get off?" has an entirely different meaning when you work in the s**... industry.
"Jesus loves you"
... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison.
There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life.
2, 3, and 7
My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf.
What are three 2 letter words meaning small?
Is it in?
4/20 It's h**...'s birthday today...
... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to "Smoking a J"
A Doctor and engineer
A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
Doctor used to give her a rose daily
and engineer used to give the girl an apple.
Girl got confused and asked engineer : There is a meaning of giving rose in Love,
Why are you giving apple ?
Engineer answered : Because
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
I found the meaning of life!
noun
the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
I hate it when people want to argue over the use and meaning of words. For example, I like to think of myself as a "ladies man."
But the jury preferred the term "r**...."
Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia
Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'
The word politics is derived from two words
The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood s**... parasite.
TIL The chicken crossing the road jokes real meaning
To get to the other side was also a comment on the afterlife, as in the "other side" as in knowing he'd die crossing the road. I'm 37, heard this joke so many times, and not once put this together till now. /mind blown
I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'.
It means a lot.
After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany,
"Kindergarten" takes on a new, darker meaning.
We use a very accurate term to describe our government.
Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures.
Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence...
For instance:
"Ben is in a hurry."
"Ben is in a coma."
What's the difference between men and women when watching video?
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.
TIL that the term "A s**... of luck" has more than one meaning-
-when my fortune teller gave me a h**....
I've finally understood the meaning of "politics"
It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood s**... parasite.
Dreams.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?
You'll know tonight, he said.
That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it–to find a book entitled:
The Meaning of Dreams.
A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library...
A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library. The librarian who has taken good care of them for years and years is retiring. Understandably, the Dictionary and Thesaurus are both sad.
The Thesaurus says to the Dictionary "I can see how distraught you are."
The Dictionary responds "You don't even know the meaning of the word."
The Thesaurus then says "But I know what it's like."
She was a 15 in blackjack...
Meaning not sure if you should hit it or not
Commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
Example:
I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas.
I have been meaning to discuss erectile dysfunction with my wife.
But it hasn't come up yet.
You think YOU have a meaningless job?
Think about the guy who makes turn signals at the BMW factory.
When I went to Heavan...
I meet with Paul the Saint. He points to a bunch of clocks behind him
Paul: These are clocks that measure how honest you are. Yours is at 12:45, meaning you have lied 45 times in your lifetime
Me: Whose that clock at 12:00 belongs to?
Paul: That's Mother Teresa's. She has been a perfect person and has never lied
Me: Then whose that one at 11:59? Is he even better than Mother Teresa?
Paul: No. That one belongs to Bill Clinton. He lied so much during his presidency, the clock almost resets to 12:00
Me: I wonder, where's Donald Trump's clock?
Paul: Trump? Its in my office. I am using it as a desk fan
w**... caught Buzz and Bo Peep having toy s**...
w**...: "What's the meaning of this???!!"
Bo Peep: "You got a friend in me..."
My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony...
...which was ironic because we were at a train station
Toy Story 4 Will Be About Sids Moms Toys
Giving a whole new meaning to Buzz and w**...
Politics is self describing
The word politics comes from poli- meaning many,
and -tics, meaning blood s**... parasites.
What six letter word has an opposite meaning when it is reversed?
The answer is united. When IT is reversed, it becomes untied.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist, who had a major disagreement with the second and knows the second chemist only drink water, says to the bartender, "I'll take some H2O."
The second chemist automatically responds, "I'll take some H2O too."
The bartender shrugs then turns around and promptly gives the first chemist his glass of water, and the second chemist a glass of water too... because the bartender is an adult and can infer meaning from contextual clues.
What's the meaning of life?
No parole.
Comas can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
"Donald is in a hurry."
"Donald is in a coma."
A boy asks his father what is the meaning of the Solar Eclipse?
The father replies "No son"
The iPhone X removes the home button.
Meaning you'll be homeless on several different levels.
Two programmers are talking about life...
Programmer 1: Does my life have meaning?
Programmer 2: False
Programmer 1: Stop Boolean me
Apparently I was mistaken about the meaning of "gender-fluid"
And I'm not welcome back at that support group ever again.
I don't know the meaning of the word "quit." I was going to look it up, but...
I still have some suicidal thoughts, but most of them have already killed themselves.
I'm a perfectionist. I've been writing and rewriting a s**... note for twelve years. It's killing me.
My friend asked, Must you write so many s**... jokes?
Don't worry. I'll stop soon.
Thank you for explaining to me the meaning of redundant.
No really, thank you for explaining the meaning of the word redundant.
The etymology of the word "politics" is surprisingly accurate.
"poly" meaning "many", and tics meaning "small bloodsucking parasites."
I have worked in a restaurant and within the tech industry...
The biggest difference is the meaning of the phrase "My server just went down on me."
Thanks for explaining the meaning of the word 'plethora' to me.
That means a lot.
I've been meaning to make more friends recently...
So I've joined a s**... cult and I'm going to hang with them for a while.
A woman is sleeping with a lawyer and a doctor
Everyday the doctor gives the woman a rose, and everyday the lawyer gives the woman an apple.
The woman says to the lawyer "The rose has meaning to it and is symbolic of love, so why do you give me an apple each day which has no meaning?".
To which the lawyer replies "an apple a day keeps the doctor away".
The latest report from Mars indicates the presence of large ring structures of precious stones and a dusting of glitter almost everywhere
Apparently, efforts are underway to tiara-form the planet.
(I do apologize for this. I happen to hear someone pronounce this word rather frequently and this is what I keep imagining they are meaning. Along with some deposits of sass, pageantry and frills.)
Ever since learning the meaning of the word exponentially my use of the word exponentially has increased
loads
An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.
"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.
The use of capitals can really change the meaning of a sentence
Example:
I like to eat candy
I like to eat capitals
I thought I understood the meaning of when pigs fly,
But then the swine flew.
Son asks his dad the meaning of the word gay
Dad, what does gay mean?
Well, it can mean two things. It can mean that a man is attracted to another man. Or it could mean happy.
Dad, are you gay?
No son, I'm married to your mother.
The use of a colon can really change the intended meaning of a sentence.
Jimmy went to school and ate his lunch
becomes
Jimmy went to school and ate his colon
I wanted to thank everyone for sticking with me while I figured out the meaning of many
It means a lot
I hate when people use words without knowing their meaning.
It's like they want to show off how many photosynthesis they are.
A doctor and an Engineer loved the same girl
The doctor gave her a rose everyday while the engineer gave her an apple. One day, the girl got confused and asked the engineer,
"The rose has a meaning but why do you give an apple everyday?"
The engineer replied,
"Why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"
Periods can change a meaning of a sentence.
Example:
He likes to eat her out.
He likes to eat her periods out.
I just want to thank the guy who lent me his dictionary to look for the meaning of the word plethora...
It means a lot
At the age of 25, I FINALLY learned the meaning of the numbers on a clock.
It's about time.
Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.
Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:
370HSSV - 0773H
Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI
No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.
Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:
"Tell The President he's holding the message upside down."
I just got braces yesterday...
A whole new meaning to "put your money where your mouth is".
A colon can dramatically change the meaning of a sentence.
Example:
I ate Julie's sandwich.
I ate Julie's colon.
My teacher asked me, "What is the meaning of Apocalypse"..
I didn't know what it meant, and she got really angry. I mean come one, it's not like it's the end of the world.
Two watermelons fall in love and want to get married.
Alas, weddings of that variety haven't been legalised yet meaning they cantaloupe
Fun fact:
69% of men find a s**... meaning in every joke
I'm sorry and I apologise have the same meaning
Except in a f**...
What is a word meaning "an obnoxious person", beginning with C-U-?
Customer
Thank you President Trump..
..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:
- Jane ate her friend's sandwich.
-
- - Jane ate her friend's colon.
Democracy and Football
What does democracy and football have in common?
\- adding the word American completely changes the meaning...
A colon can really change the meaning of a sentence
"The marbles fell out of my pocket."
Vs
"The marbles fell out of my colon."
Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English
It's made up of two other parts.
1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - Ticks - blood s**... insects.
