The Best 21 Meani Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Meani jokes. There are some meani senseless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meani woke puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Meani Jokes and Puns

You think YOU have a meaningless job?

Think about the guy who makes turn signals at the BMW factory.

I've been meaning to make more friends recently...

So I've joined a suicide cult and I'm going to hang with them for a while.

The Meaning of dreams

One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "Maybe you'll find out tonight…," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled:"The Meaning of Dreams."

Meani joke, The Meaning of dreams

I don't know the meaning of the word "quit." I was going to look it up, but...

I still have some suicidal thoughts, but most of them have already killed themselves.

I'm a perfectionist. I've been writing and rewriting a suicide note for twelve years. It's killing me.

My friend asked, Must you write so many suicide jokes?
Don't worry. I'll stop soon.

I have been meaning to discuss erectile dysfunction with my wife.

But it hasn't come up yet.


What's the meaning of eternal love?

Two blind people playing tennis.

What's the meaning of life?

No parole.

Meani joke, What's the meaning of life?

Meanie-Pie Girl

I was working on a large amount of math homework in a group today, and one of the female participants was being prissy and in general a nuisance. So I patted her on the head. She says, 'Did you just pat me on the head?' So I say, "Yes, you were being mean so I was de-meaning you."

The meaning of the word "Poor"

Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money

The meaning of life is the same for all living things, to have lots of sex to produce offspring.

I'm failing big time.

Do you know the meaning "Happy wife, happy life"?

I tend to go with "Happy wife, extended life."

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Meaning of Adultery

Adultery: what happens when you don't keep up your landscaping around the yard.

What is the meaning of life for a debt collector who hunts grape farmers?

Raisin debt

What is the most meaningful and lyrical song you know?

I don't know the meaning of the word quit.

I tried looking it up once and then I stopped halfway through.

I sometimes ask myself about the meaning of life,

But I get no answer

Meani joke, I sometimes ask myself about the meaning of life,

What is the meaning of perpetual adoration?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.

It's my oughta biography

A sub, a sub, and a sub all have different meanings.

One is full of meat, one full of Seamen, and another is full of reposts.


What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of opaque is

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