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- After having three children I started having trouble remembering their names... So I just called them Eenie, Meanie, and Moiney. I didn't want any Mo.
- One pirate kicks a second pirate in the knee... The second pirate says "Arr!! Me knee!" (meanie)
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You think YOU have a meaningless job?
Think about the guy who makes turn signals at the bmw factory.
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I've been meaning to make more friends recently...
So I've joined a s**... cult and I'm going to hang with them for a while.
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I don't know the meaning of the word "quit." I was going to look it up, but...
I still have some suicidal thoughts, but most of them have already killed themselves.
I'm a perfectionist. I've been writing and rewriting a s**... note for twelve years. It's killing me.
My friend asked, Must you write so many s**... jokes?
Don't worry. I'll stop soon.
I have been meaning to discuss erectile dysfunction with my wife.
But it hasn't come up yet.
What's the meaning of eternal love?
Two blind people playing tennis.
What's the meaning of life?
No parole.
I can't have a meaningful conversation with anyone in the fashion industry...
They're all so clothes-minded...
Meanie-Pie Girl
I was working on a large amount of math homework in a group today, and one of the female participants was being prissy and in general a nuisance. So I patted her on the head. She says, 'Did you just pat me on the head?' So I say, "Yes, you were being mean so I was de-meaning you."
The meaning of the word "Poor"
Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money
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The meaning of life is the same for all living things, to have lots of s**... to produce offspring.
I'm failing big time.
Do you know the meaning "Happy wife, happy life"?
I tend to go with "Happy wife, extended life."
I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.
It's my oughta biography
Meaning of Adultery
Adultery: what happens when you don't keep up your landscaping around the yard.
What is the meaning of life for a debt collector who hunts grape farmers?
Raisin debt
What is the most meaningful and lyrical song you know?
I don't know the meaning of the word quit.
I tried looking it up once and then I stopped halfway through.
I sometimes ask myself about the meaning of life,
But I get no answer
What is the meaning of perpetual adoration?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
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A sub, a sub, and a sub all have different meanings.
One is full of meat, one full of s**..., and another is full of reposts.
