The Best 5 Meaner Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Meaner jokes. There are some meaner nameplate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meaner daft puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Meaner Jokes and Puns

I i had a dollar for everytime someone called me mean...

I'd be meaner.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

A man walks into a pet store...

...and says I need a dog. The store owner says sounds goodβ€”what kind of demeanor are you looking for?

The man replies well I need a guard dog, so da meaner da better.

A man walks into a pet store

He says, I need a dog. The clerk says, What kind of demeanor are you looking for? The man responds, I need a guard dog. The meaner the better!

In honor of No Nut November: Why is sex considered a misdemeanor?

Because de more you miss de meaner you get.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meaner ribbit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meaner stronger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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