Mean Mexican Jokes
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I've started saying mucho to all of my Mexican coworkers.
It means a lot to them.
What does Arigato mean?
A Mexican cat named Ari.
(My dad is very proud of this one)
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What's a gay guy's favorite city in Africa?
**Maputo!**
(It helps to know that the capital of Mozambique is Maputo and "p**..." is a homophobic slur meaning "gay male p**..." in Mexican Spanish.)
Jokes are a fun way to learn about the world!
if Canadians say "aye" and Mexicans say "si"...
does that mean Americans say "b"?
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My mom was complaining that I shouldn't have picked up Spanish in college...
And my Mexican dad goes: no! Spanish is quite easy. I mean look, if the *mexicans* managed to learn it...
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A poor mexican went to a hill to pray for a way to feed his family
As he was praying a black guy was walking nearby with groceries when he dropped his cheese wheel and it rolled to the Mexican. The Mexican grabbed it, praised god, and ran home.
When he gets home he instructs his wife to make nachos with the cheese.
"Why nachos" asks his wife "we can make so many better meals with this cheese"
"No" said the Mexican "god instructs me to make nachos."
"What do you mean" asked the wife
"As I was praying God sent me the cheese wheel and as I was running home with it I heard him yelling That's Nacho cheese, that's nacho cheese!"
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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie
A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie in a bottle. The genie asks each of them what they wish for. The mexican says, "My wish is for all my mexicans in America to be back in Mexico, drinking beer on the beach!" p**..., his wish is granted. The black guy says, "my wish is for my fellow Africans living in America to all be transported back to Africa where we can be happy and safe!" p**..., his wish is also granted. The genie turns to the white guy and asks him what his wish is. "Well, you mean to tell me all the mexicans and black are out of America? I guess I"ll take a Pepsi then."
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Stop thinking that aliens are green!
I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans...
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Rocco - Boondock Saints
Theres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy..
a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish..
the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico.
so p**..... the wish is granted.
the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa.
p**..... the wish is granted.
the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "what will your wish be?"
the white guy says,"you mean to tell me that all of the b**... and mexicans are out of the country?"
the geenie says,"of course! that is what they wished for!"
so the white guy says,"then i guess i will have a coke."
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True story from Brimfield Ohio;
Brimfield Police Department
Conversations with a m**... cook....
Suspect: "I didn't mean to make m**...."
Chief: "You didn't mean to make it?"
Suspect: "No. I was just trying to make smoke."
Chief: {Dumb look}
Suspect: "I was trying to scare the Mexicans. They're superstitious."
Chief: "Okay....You were trying to scare someone by making smoke?"
Suspect: "Yes Sir. I was trying to scare the Mexicans."
Chief: "But you ended up with m**...."
Suspect: "Yes, I guess I did."
Chief: "You do realize this may be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You could not come up with a better excuse for making m**... than that?"
Suspect: "I thought about it and no...I couldn't...I don't want to tell on myself."
This job is amazing....Chief.
Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border.
They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business.
By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets.
Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it.
John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up.
Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed.
John came down again and sprang back up.
This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds.
The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body.
Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on.
John replied, "I’m not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"
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So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican.
They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and p**... appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So p**...! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So p**...! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
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- I've started saying mucho to all of my Mexican coworkers. It means a lot to them.
- What does Arigato mean? A Mexican cat named Ari.
(My dad is very proud of this one) - if Canadians say "aye" and Mexicans say "si"... does that mean Americans say "b"?