Mean Mexican Jokes
18 mean mexican jokes and hilarious mean mexican puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mean mexican that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mean Mexican Short Jokes
Short mean mexican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mean mexican humour may include short illegal mexican jokes also.
- You know what, I'm starting to think the wall might be a good idea. I mean, China built one and I don't see any Mexicans over there.
- I refuse to tell jokes about mexicans Just because they cross lines, doesn't mean I will too.
- What is the real meaning of the American Dream? When all the black people swim back to Africa with a Mexican under each arm
- Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans...
- My mom was complaining that I shouldn't have picked up Spanish in college... And my Mexican dad goes: no! Spanish is quite easy. I mean look, if the *mexicans* managed to learn it...
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Mean Mexican One Liners
Which mean mexican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mean mexican? I can suggest the ones about mexican american and mexican be like.
- I've started saying mucho to all of my Mexican coworkers. It means a lot to them.
- I started saying mucho to my mexican friends. It means a lot to them.
- What does Arigato mean? A Mexican cat named Ari.
(My dad is very proud of this one) - if Canadians say "aye" and Mexicans say "si"... does that mean Americans say "b"?
Fun-Filled Mean Mexican Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about mean mexican you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mean mexican pranks.
A man walks into a bar and sees a man that looks like Adolph h**...
sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to him and asks "are you really h**...?" The man stands up and says loudly, "Ja, ich bin Adolph h**.... I killed 6 million Jews and 1 Mexican." The man says, "wait, why did you kill a Mexican?" h**... says "Sehen Sie! See? That is what i mean, no one cares about the jews."
If Trump actually does build the wall, I hope he makes it an effective one...
If Trump actually does build the wall, I hope he makes it an effective one, like the Wall of China. I mean, there are practically no Mexicans in China.
What's a gay guy's favorite city in Africa?
**Maputo!**
(It helps to know that the capital of Mozambique is Maputo and "p**..." is a homophobic slur meaning "gay male p**..." in Mexican Spanish.)
Jokes are a fun way to learn about the world!
A poor mexican went to a hill to pray for a way to feed his family
As he was praying a black guy was walking nearby with groceries when he dropped his cheese wheel and it rolled to the Mexican. The Mexican grabbed it, praised god, and ran home.
When he gets home he instructs his wife to make nachos with the cheese.
"Why nachos" asks his wife "we can make so many better meals with this cheese"
"No" said the Mexican "god instructs me to make nachos."
"What do you mean" asked the wife
"As I was praying God sent me the cheese wheel and as I was running home with it I heard him yelling That's Nacho cheese, that's nacho cheese!"
A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie
A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie in a bottle. The genie asks each of them what they wish for. The mexican says, "My wish is for all my mexicans in America to be back in Mexico, drinking beer on the beach!" p**..., his wish is granted. The black guy says, "my wish is for my fellow Africans living in America to all be transported back to Africa where we can be happy and safe!" p**..., his wish is also granted. The genie turns to the white guy and asks him what his wish is. "Well, you mean to tell me all the mexicans and black are out of America? I guess I"ll take a Pepsi then."