Mean Italian Jokes
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A friend was complaining about Italians. d**... those Italians and their slanted eyes! , he said.
I replied, I think you mean *italics*.
I'm tired of Italian-Americans being stereotyped as Mobsters...
No, just because we're Italian doesn't mean we're in the Mafia.
But I know a guy.
As an Italian, I am often confused when people have trouble addressing my dwarf father
I mean, it's a little apparent.
Why did the Italian allergen dislike it's mother's sister?
Because it's auntie ista mean!
A Great Italian Place
Two elderly couples get together every Sunday night for dessert and coffee. One Sunday, while the wives are in the kitchen, the husbands are chatting about restaurants. "We found a lovely little Italian place in town" one husband says. "Delicious manicotti, great wines, just perfect."
"What is it called?" the other husband says. The first husband goes, "It was called...oh, my. I can't...it's called...oh, darn it. It's right on the tip of my tongue! Wait, okay, what's the name of the flower, you know...the pretty one with the thorns?"
"You mean a Rose?" the other husband says. "That's it!" the first husband says, and turns towards the kitchen. "ROSE! WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT PLACE WE WENT TO?!!"
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