Mean Boyfriend Jokes
25 mean boyfriend jokes and hilarious mean boyfriend puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mean boyfriend that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mean Boyfriend Short Jokes
Short mean boyfriend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mean boyfriend humour may include short girlfriend boyfriend jokes also.
- What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
- I should have broken up with my boyfriend when he showed me his collection of Soviet memorabilia... I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.
- I just found out my wife is homophobic. You should have seen how mean she was when I introduced her to my boyfriend…
- Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?" Boy says... Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly." - I can't believe my sister's new boyfriend is black.. I mean.. She said she met him at work..
- Am I PRETTY or UGLY Girl: (asking her boyfriend) Am I pretty or ugly.
Boy: you are both
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You are pretty ugly - Girlfriend asking her Boyfriend about her looks Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly." - Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly." - Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
- This girl told me her boyfriend treated her like dirt. Does that mean he plowed you and planted his seed in you?
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Mean Boyfriend One Liners
Which mean boyfriend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mean boyfriend? I can suggest the ones about daughter boyfriend and bad boyfriend.
- I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating "mucho" for me It means a lot
Silly Mean Boyfriend Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about mean boyfriend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ex boyfriend jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mean boyfriend pranks.
Last year a guy took his blonde girl friend to the Superbowl
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
Found this one on Wikipedia of all places
Two young women are drinking tea together. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. One of the women opens the door and finds a courier with a big great bouquet of roses. She walks inside and reads to her friend: *"Much love from your boyfriend!"* She immediately groans out: *"You know what this'll mean? This'll mean I'll be lying on my back with my legs spread wide open for the next two weeks!"* To which her friend says, *"Don't you have a vase?"*
Valentine's Day Gift
A young lady was caught napping one afternoon on Valentine's Day. She woke up when she heard the doorbell.
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day," she said to her boyfriend. "What do you think it means?"
"You'll know for sure tonight," he replied.
That evening, the young man arrived with a small package and gave it to his girlfriend. Delighted, she opened it and found a book entitled "The meaning of dreams."
My boyfriend asked me if girls ever pee in the shower. I said "yeah, they do. Sometimes I do by accident."
"what do you mean, by accident?"
"relax. Sometimes it happens when you're having a s**...."
A pickup line( sorry if those aren't supposed to go here)
After you ask out the girl..
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test
Girl: what do you mean?
You: I thought we were talking about things we would cheat on
Trolling bf
Name cat Pilli (meaning p**...' in albanian). Tell boyfriend the name of the cat but not what it means.
Invite him over for dinner to meet the parents. Tell him to call for the cat.
If a woman kills her boyfriend Scott and dosen't get caught.
Then that means shes now Scott free.
Today i saw my gay friend getting jacked off by his Asian boyfriend at the beach.
I mean shore, exhibitionism is a thing, so Yu do you, I suppose.
A wife says, "Hey! Look at that funny guy who's been drinking a lot."
The husband responds, "Who is he?"
The wife answers, "Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage."
"Oh my God! He's still celebrating his freedom!" says the husband.
A girlfriend walks out of the shower and says to her boyfriend, "Honey, I s**... myself down there... Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
What women say and what they really mean.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't fought for a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE, I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
A girl says to her boyfriend, "hey, s**... at my place?"
her boyfriend agrees but the girl explains that she sleeps on a top bunk with her 5 year old brother on the bottom bunk, so they have to use code words and pretend that they are making sandwiches. she says, "tomato equals harder, and lettuce means faster."
LATER THAT NIGHT: "OH TOMATO LETTUCE TOMATO TOMATO OOH!!!"
then they heard the girls little brother wake up and say, "hey guys, please stop making sandwiches, you guys are getting so much mayo on my bed!"
It's 1/4 funny 😄
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game he asked her how she liked it.
Oh, I really liked it, she replied. I just don't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked,
What do you mean?
Well they flipped a quarter, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...'get the quarterback!, get the quarterback!' I'm like Hellooooo, it's only 25 cents!