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Comical Mean Asian Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good mean asian joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My mean Asian uncle died suddenly last night.

It was hard to bereave.

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An Asian kid asks his mom

Mom, what does an Apple a day keeps the doctors away mean?
Mom says, ah, my dear son, it means that if you play games on your Apple phone everyday, you will never get your PhD

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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow p**...'s load.

BREAKING NEWS: South Korea have won the Asian Games...

Meaning Son Heung-min will officially be included in FIFA 19 instead of Battlefield 5.

I have average Asian parents, which means.....

I have mean parents!

Did you know that the two different types of elephants have hugely different flaps?

The Asian Elephant has the small ears, which pretty much means its African cousin is earelephant.

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Chung Hoi

A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament.
From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king.
He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament.
The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV.
A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here."
He begins to have s**... with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it.
At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited.
He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!"
One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"

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Why do Americans make fun of Asians for eating dogs?

I mean they love eating dogs too..

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A frog walks into a bank...

...and proceeds to ask the Asian teller, Ms. Patricia Wok, for a $5,000 loan. Absolutely gobsmacked at a talking frog she mechanically goes through the procedure, asking him if he has any references. As a matter of fact, he replies, my dad's m**... Jagger, he's a musician. Okay, she says hesitantly. I mean if a talking frog, what's not allowed? Do you have any collateral, she continues. Yeah, he says, this ruby, while pulling a crimson rock from his overalls. Composing herself she decides to ask the bank manager for assistance. Quickly bringing him up to speed, she says, can we continue with the transaction and is the ruby even real? At which point the bank manager examines the gemstone, sizes up the situation and says, it's just a nicknack Patty Wok but give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone.

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