Meal Deal Jokes
7 meal deal jokes and hilarious meal deal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meal deal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Meal Deal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A girl was at the store getting a sandwich and some chips and the guy at the checkout asked "do you want to go for a drink?"
To which she says "I'm flattered but I have a boyfriend"
And the guy replied "No. It's part of the meal deal"
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So a pair of cannibals are sitting down to a nice meal...
...of j**... Seinfeld.
A while into the meal, one of the cannibals says,
"I'm going for the forehead, do you want any?" as he cuts a slice from the front of j**...'s scalp. The other cannibal declines, shaking his head and saying,
"What's the deal with hairline food?"
I've been sacked from my job as a chef after spending every shift chopping herbs instead of cooking meals.
They couldn't be dealing with thyme wasters.
That perfect three-meals-for-one deal...
...ends up being a three-meals-for-dinner.
Just got the 'Oasis' meal deal. A packet of crisps, a bottle of coke and any item from the bakery...
...I got a roll with it.
Booze booze the magical drink the more you drink the less you feel the less you feel the better the deal so drink booze for every meal.
Daddy, why do you do all the work around here?
A young child kept noticing that at his home his dad always seemed to do all the house-work, and his mother did nothing. It was his dad that fixed the meals, shopped for groceries, cleaned the house etc.
Finally, one day, the son goes up to his father and asks him, "Daddy, why do you do all the work around here?"
His dad replies "Well, when you were born, I had a deal with your mother. For my part of the deal, I have to do all the work around here."
"So, what was her part of the deal? Was it worth all the effort that you put in everyday?"
"Ofcourse it was worth the effort, Goku, ofcourse it was."
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