Meadow Jokes
9 meadow jokes and hilarious meadow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meadow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good meadow joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A biologist, a logician, and a philosopher are driving down the road in County Clare...
They see the profile of a brown cow grazing in an adjacent meadow. The biologist says, "Look, Ireland has brown cows!" The logician says, "No, sir, all we can say for certain is that Ireland has at least one brown cow." The philosopher retorts, "Alas, my fair companions, all we can know for certain is that Ireland has at least one half of one brown cow."
Did you hear about the cow tipper that got attacked by a bull?
He got a taste of his own meadow sin.
My grandpa always told me this joke, hope you like it.
A frog in trousers hopped across a meadow.
Upon meeting a rabbit, the frog said:
"I am a cow, I am a cow!".
The rabbit looked angry and said,
"You are not a cow, you're a frog!".
So the frog pulled down his trousers and the rabbit stuttered in disbelief: "Holy cow!"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What did the doe (female deer) say as she was rubbing herself while leaving the meadow?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again
A little boy and his grandfather...
...were walking through a meadow on a beautiful summer day.
"Grandpa," said the boy, "why is the grass green?"
The old man shrugged. "No idea," he grunted.
Then the boy asked, "Grandpa, why do the flowers smell so nice?"
"Beats me," said the old man.
"Grandpa, what makes the wind blow?"
"No clue."
"Grandpa," said the boy, "do you mind me asking you all these questions?"
"Of course not," said the old man. "How else will you learn anything?"
An esteemed botanist working at a museum was out in his grass meadow one day, observing all of the fauna when...
His assistant, working at the front desk of the museum was approached by an older lady. She asked Truly, how good is this botanist anyways? And where is he, I haven't seen him anywhere! To which the assistant replied Oh, he's out standing in his field!
Why wasn't the little lamb allowed to frolic in the meadow with the other little lambs?
Because he had a serious gambolling problem.
What do you call a fake field that sings alone?
False meadow.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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