Me Too Movement Jokes
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- I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
- I get that the #me too movement is supposed to be empowering... But they could've picked a better slogan than PoundMeToo
- I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
- A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward
- *burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid
DOCTOR: You mean constipated
ME: No I've had a vowel movement
DOCTOR: Get out - Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!" The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."
- I accidentally drank holy water with my laxatives I will start a religious movement anytime now
- Why do they call # hashtag and not pound Because feminists wouldn't appreciate PoundMeToo movement.
- I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
- What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common? Both are raising the world's average IQ
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Me Too Movement One Liners
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- What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement.
- I'm really not worried about anti-vaxxers..... It's a dying movement.
- I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
- The fat acceptance movement is the only movement... without any movement
- That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment.
- I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
- In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements.
- What's the official song of the Anti Vaxx movement? Down With the Sickness
- How do you know you've eaten too much alphabet soup? You have a vowel movement
- I have a nice solid bowel movement every morning at 6AM. Problem is... I wake up at 7.
- Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
- What does the Fat Acceptance Movement lack? An actual movement.
- Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last movement.
- What's brown and smelly and sits on a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement
- Why did the anti-vax movement stop? It died down.
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Let them eat Cake
Marie Antoinette started the body positivity movement. Quite revolutionary.
When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench
It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement
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As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh:
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny.
Vanna White's birthday is today...
Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements.
Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?
No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause
People who are constipated are such activists.
They're seriously always trying to start a movement...
Why would people always stand still to hide from martin luther king jr.?
His vision was based on movements.
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Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers.
It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today...
They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.
What happens when U change position too fast?
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
The flat earth movement is really taking off..
There are flat earthers all around the globe
A guy tells his doctor "I have a good pee every morning at 7..
"And a good bowel movement at 8." Doctor says "OK so what's the trouble?" Man says "I don't get out of bed till 9!"
What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?
"I'm having a movement"
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I've been watching ISIS movements via UAV for the past week
They seem to beheading in the right direction
What is a physicist's favorite social movement?
Half-lives matter.
I went to an Anti- Abortion rally...
Their slogan was "our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"
A bunch of girls in the local collage went the Bra-less feminist way
Their spokesperson said to the local media : "Yes we know we don't have much support, but word's out that the Male students appreciate the movement "
I love linguistics
Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements.
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I feel like getting on your knee doesn't really help the Black Lives Matter movement.
Last time a black man got on his knees, his hands were up and he was shot in the back.
There's a new movement against cutting in line.
Now that's a movement I can get behind!
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The women protest movement this weekend was historical.
I've never seen so many women have p**... on the same day.
I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time
Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on.
The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan...
Black Fridays Matter.
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When do people have unhappy bowel movements?
On sad-t**...-days.
What do you call a group of anuses fighting for their rights?
A bowel movement
My teeth started a movement...
Plaque lives matter.
What do you call it when your intestines start protesting?
A bowel movement.
What's brown, three inches long, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's first movement.
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What do Grammar n**... call their movement?
The Alt-Write.
What happens when you eat too many Spaghettio's?
You have a vowel movement.
People say the #MeToo movement is starting to resemble a witch hunt, but I don't think that's fair...
For one thing, in a real witch hunt, the accused gets a trial first.
I was feeling Cold last night
Apparently Cold has now joined the #metoo movement and I am now facing charges.
I think the March for Our Lives Movement is slowing down.
I mean, first they were running for their lives, now they're just marching.
A Calculus student is stuck in traffic...
After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's lights and orders him to pull over to the side. When the cop reaches his car, the student asks:
"What am I being stopped for?"
The cop answers:
"Drinking and deriving."
Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might."
It blew up over night.
I don't understand why there's confusion arround the civil rights movement.
It's a black and white issue.
I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O's....
It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.
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#METOO
Many adults still read the symbol # as 'pound,' not 'hashtag' so imagine their surprise to learn a movement meant to bring awareness to s**... assault and harassment was named 'pound me too,'
I just bragged about my bowel movement and my father scolded me for being conceited...
...now I feel empty inside.
D.A.R.E. told us that people would offer us drugs all the time.
Like most movements it promised way more than it could deliver...
The flat earth movement have a proud announcement to make:
We now have followers all around the globe.
Doc, thanks to you, I'm no longer constopetid!!
Doctor: You mean constipated, right?
Man: No, I've had a vowel movement.
Older generations had trouble supporting the #MeToo movement
I guess women saying pound me too isn't very empowering
I pleaded to my doctor, I feel constepatid!! Chuckling, he replied, I think you mean constipated.
I said, No, I just had a vowel movement!"
When fat acceptance is a "movement"
but they cant actually move.
What do you call it when you can only say vowels?
A vowel movement or in-consonants.
Join the flat earth society! We don't discriminate, because...
We have members all around the globe.
Yes. Flat earth is truly a global movement with a great sphere of influence.
The #MeToo movement wouldn't have worked 20 years ago
Because it would have been pronounced Pound Me Too.
the #MeToo movement actually started in the 90s
But it never really took off because PoundMeToo didn't really send the right message
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I wanted to join the #trashbag movement and pick up a n**... bag of trash,
but the presidential secret service wouldn't let me anywhere near him.
The anti-vaxxer movement will end the same way that it started...
It'll go viral.
Did you hear that Republicans finally found an appropriate movement to protest Coronavirus?
It's called The No Lives Matter Movement.
Why do Reddit astrologers not try to divine humor from the movement of planets?
Because the real joke is in the comets!
Why did Mozart run to the bathroom?
To conduct his next movement.
Bob Seger sits in a park with a tired-eyed old man. He's learning how to play chess.
After going over the layout and setup of the board, the old man begins a lesson on to the movement of the individual pieces.
Queens move in all directions, any distance. Kings are the same but with only one space. He didn't understand the knight, though.
Two in one direction, then one to the side.
Hm, funny how the knight moves.
After a Week of Diarrhea...
I would rate today's bowel movement a sold 2.
The Body Acceptance Movement really died quick
It seems like anti-bodies are all the rage right now
"I'm not throwing away my shot"
Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
today i mixed holy water and prune juice to make a new drink
it gave me a religious movement
My doctor asked me to keep track of my bowel movements, I said how?
He said keep a log
Did you hear about the anti-gluten movement.
It's a silly act.
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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and b**... functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I c**... like a cow." "So what's your problem?" ask the others. "I don't wake up until nine!"
erielf, erilef, reilef, relief
I got relief through a vowel movement.