The Best 6 Mcqueen Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mcqueen jokes. There are some mcqueen marksman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mcqueen vogue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mcqueen Jokes and Puns

If you wrote a book about Lightning McQueen...

Is it a biography or an autobiography?

Serious question here...

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

What does an Italian Lightning McQueen say?


What kind of food does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?

Cat Chow

Lightning McQueen was saying goodbye to some of his South American friends

Kay, Tchau!

If Lightning McQueen had a son, what would his name be?

cody, because he's a Carson

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mcqueen bose jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mcqueen lightning piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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