Mcgregor Jokes

Funniest Mcgregor Short Jokes

Short mcgregor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mcgregor humour may include short builder jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Mcgregor and Mayweather? Mcgregor hugs his wife and beats his opponents while
   Mayweather beats his wife and hugs his opponents
2. I don't think Connor McGregor enjoyed the fight last night. He seemed like he was feeling a bit under the weather.
3. The school bully asked me if I wanted to pick a fight with him So I showed up to his house later that day and picked the Conor McGregor vs. Khatib fight and we watched it all afternoon
4. Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo... It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
5. Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight? Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away
6. Why did the McDonalds cashier beat up the customer and then strut around bragging about it until police arrived? Someone ordered a McGregor
7. What do Conor McGregor and I have in common? Neither of us have won a professional fight in over two years.
8. UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"
9. My girlfriend thinks Conor Mcgregor and I are the same. Boy did he proved her wrong last night. Lasted way longer than 90 seconds.
10. Anyone who thinks Mcgregor beating Mayweather is impossible... .. forgot Donald J Trump is our 45th President

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Mcgregor One Liners

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1. Why does McGregor love springtime so much? Cause you just can't beat Mayweather.
2. Why doesn't Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring? Because of Mayweather
3. Why did Conor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He wasn't ready for a Boxer.
4. I can't see Mayweather beating McGregor... I don't have a TV.
5. What cars does Conor McGregor love? Dodge Challengers
6. Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies. He just can't handle the Mayweather.
7. What is Conor McGregors favourite suit? A LAWsuit
   Bye now
8. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo? " I don't like Mayweather!"
9. Why does Conor mcgregor drink Jameson whiskey? Because he can't handle a White Russian
10. What do you call an MMA fighter in a kebab shop? Doner McGregor
11. Mayweather is addicting. Just ask McGregor! He got hooked.
12. Why did the Mayweather cross the McGregor? To get to the other Harvey!
13. Looked up Connor McGregor GIFS... ...Watched entire Jose Aldo fight.
14. Conor Mcgregor offers Khabib a beer He refused since he doesn't drink beer from tap
15. Connor Mcgregor's beer just came available at my local bar... I hear it's on tap.

Conor Mcgregor Jokes

Here is a list of funny conor mcgregor jokes and even better conor mcgregor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me
• I thought Conor McGregor could have won If he choose to put more points into stamina instead of charisma.
• So I hear that the new Conor McGregor's whiskey was now served at my local bar They decided to put it on tap.
  (Not my joke)
• Conor McGregor should go back to plumbing He loves taps
• How does Conor McGregor order drinks? On Tap
• What's Conor McGregor's favorite drink? Tap water
• I really want to try Conor McGregor's whiskey since he keeps promoting it. But I'm just not sure about stuff that comes out of tap.
• What's the best thing about buying a barrel of Conor Mcgregor's whiskey? It's easy to tap!
• There is only 1 person drinking Conor McGregors Proper 12 whiskey... Judge Brett Kavanaugh
• Conor McGregor received the biggest check of his career! Reality

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