Mcdonalds Happy Meal Jokes
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[OC, be gentle] Ronald McDonald snuck up on a Happy Meal and said, "Serve fries!!!"
The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face."
It's been 6 years since Whitney Houston passed away
In memorial, McDonald is releasing the Whitney Houston Happy Meal.
It's just coke and ice.
Grats on 6 years sober, Whitney Houston!
So apparently everyone's upset about this new Minions toy at McDonald's...
... they say it came inside a Happy Meal.
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds?
It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
What do you call a McDonalds Happy Meals with two free toys instead of one?
McNotHappening
A woman sees an old couple sharing a meal at McDonald...
A woman walks into McDonald and orders her meal. As she sits down with her food, she sees an old couple in a corner booth sharing a single happy meal. The old woman ate while the old man watched hungrily.
"They must be really poor", she thought and decided to do a good dead and bought another meal and brought over to the old couple. When she brought the meal over and explained, the old man thanked her but declined.
"Thank you, my dear, but we have plenty of money. We are sharing because when we were married over 50 years ago we vowed to share everything. Even a simple meal"
The woman who bought the meal was embarrassed and apologized, but she had one more question before she left them alone.
"I understand sharing everything, but why are you watching her eat? why not split the meal and eat together?" she asked
The old man flashed his gums to the younger woman and told her:
"Because it's her turn for the teeth"
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