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Mcdonalds Drive Thru Jokes

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McDonald's will give you a free combo meal...

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.
With a gun.

I was with my wife at mcdonalds drive thru and after 3 mins when they gave her our order she began complaining how agonizingly long the wait was.

Turns out reminding her that last night she told me 3 mins was way to quick was not a good response

Trump hears Obama got a smaller crowd than him

"Really? What was he doing?" Trump asks gleefully
"Ordering breakfast at McDonalds drive thru." His aide said.

I got chatting to a bird down the pub last night.

She said, "So what do you work as?"
"It's a very important job," I said. "I have to finalise deals in the transfer window."
"Wow, a football agent?" she asked.
"No," I replied. "I work in the drive thru at McDonald's."

You know the economy is bad...

When you pull into the McDonald's drive thru and the person at the speaker asks...
Can you afford fries with that?

I went for a burger at McDonald's...

the drive-thru line was super long, but it was worth the weight.

My car keeps doing that thing again

I always end up at the McDonald's Drive thru

Did you hear the one about the guy in the McDonald's drive thru?

Apparently he needed fresh fries like a hole in the head.

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Why did the blonde c**... into the McDonald's?

Because the sign said "Drive-thru"

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