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Funniest Mcdonalds Burgers Short Jokes
Short mcdonalds burgers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mcdonalds burgers humour may include short mcdonald fries jokes also.
- Did you hear burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
- Found a human hair in my McDonald's burger. I was so surprised.... ... I didn't know that they use natural ingredients.
- If I were on Death Row, my last meal request would be a clean burger from McDonald's I'd be kept alive forever.
- Did you hear about McDonald's new burger made entirely of beef lips? It's called the McJagger.
- I got arrested today for robbing a McDonald's with a plastic knife. I'm currently facing ten years in jail for armed burgerly.
- Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger? It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
- Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires "Burger King or McDonalds" was his response when asked where.
- What's the difference? What's the difference between a McDonald's burger and a Priest.
Answer: none. They both put meat between two 10 year old buns.. - In honour of the new Michael Jackson documentary, McDonalds is issuing a new McJacko burger... A fifty year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.
- I went for a burger at McDonald's... the drive-thru line was super long, but it was worth the weight.
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Mcdonalds Burgers One Liners
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- I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
- Yo momma's so fat When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup
- I'm really looking forward to the world Cup themed McDonald's burger. The qatar pounder
- If McDonald's starts using nothing but robots who's going to spit in burger?
- You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it.
- I heard McDonalds is really bad for you. That why I only eat at Burger king.
- Why don't muslims like to eat at McDonalds? Because the burkas are better at Burger King
- What two companies have the most beef? McDonalds and Burger King.
- What do you call someone who robs a McDonald's? A burger-lar!
- Mcdonalds will be serving a new burger which you cant touch. Its called the Mchammer.
- Yo Mama Yo Mama's so fat, McDonalds named their new 10,000 calorie burger after her.
- Why did the r**... man get fired from McDonald's? He made a**...-burgers.
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Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago
Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago.
His wife proposed that they should have cheat day today.
She bought home McDonald's burger, KFC wings and Bob brought home his secretary
An elderly couple are at McDonald's
They order one meal between the 2 and go and sit down.
The guy in the booth next to them notices they've only got one meal and offers to buy them another one.
The elderly man says "no thank you we share everything"
So the elderly man then cuts the burger in half and gives half to his wife. She starts to eat and the elderly man just sits there.
The man in the booth looks over again and this time notices the elderly man isn't eating yet. So he asks "why aren't you eating as well?
The elderly man replies "I'm waiting for the dentures"
In a Korean McDonald's
One chicken burger please."
"Sir do you want me to v**...?"
"Sorry?"
"Sir, I v**...?"
(30 second pause)
"Oh yeah please warm it."
Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger?
It's called the McJackson, with a 45 year old piece of meat in between two 8 year old buns.
Was on an online dating website.
"Which do you prefer, McDonald's or Burger King?" I asked her. "And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not..."
"Ohhhh I'm nervous now" she giggled "But for me, it's Burger King".
"See ya later" I replied. "The correct answer would've been neither, Fatty".
Yo momma so fat she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.
The Burger King King hates Ronald McDonald
Not only because the represent competing restaurants, but because they both like the same girl.
Ronald is his double arch nemesis.
McDonald's is releasing the McJackson burger.
It's just 50 year old meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
To celebrate Shakespeare's birthday this year, McDonalds are launching a new burger...
...called the McBeth.
If a king makes more money than a clown....
...how come McDonald's is richer than Burger King?