Mcdonald Quarter Jokes
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What do you call a street full of cheap h**... and a McDonald's?
Quarter p**....
I found a hammer behind McDonalds that I use to smash coins with
I nicknamed it Big Mac but it's really more of a Quarter Pounder.
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There's a cheap p**... in town who works the corner by McDonald's
Quarter? Pound her.
Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter ...
what a kind jester!
Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
What is McDonald's demolition service called?
Quarter pounder.
What did Roxanne order at McDonald's?
A quarter pounder.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "
I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
A vegan walks into a McDonald's.
He orders a quarter pounder.
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