Mcdonald Fries Jokes
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- McDonald's has paused operations in Russia. They've successfully established a No Fry Zone.
- McDonalds has decided to close all operations in Russia They're calling it a "no fry" zone.
- I went to McDonalds the other day. I asked for two large fries but the idiot behind the counter just gave me a bunch of little ones.
- With McDonalds closing all around Russia I guess that means it is a.. ..no fry zone.
(Credit to my dad for the joke) - A man goes to mcdonalds and orders a big mac with a large fry. The cashier says, "I'm sorry sir, we only accept cash or credit."
- How is working the fry station at McDonald's like studying Plato and Aristotle? You really learn to appreciate ancient grease.
- The amount of salt on social media... ... is more than enough to cover all of the fries produced by McDonalds next year.
- Did you know that McDonald's closed all its stores in Russia? (True fact.) Yep. They decided to turn Russia into a no-fry zone.
- You know the economy is bad... When you pull into the McDonald's drive thru and the person at the speaker asks...
Can you afford fries with that? - [OC, be gentle] Ronald McDonald snuck up on a Happy Meal and said, "Serve fries!!!" The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face."
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Mcdonald Fries One Liners
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- They banned all McDonald's in Russia That makes it a 'no fry' zone
- What did the human heart get at McDonald's? Aorta of fries
- A Marine walks into a McDonald's, starts eating food off the line... "Sample Fry"
- What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha
- I ordered two large fries at McDonald's The b**... gave me 86 tiny ones
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I just saw a hot mom at mcdonalds s**... her kid after he threw his fries on the ground
...so I threw my fries on the ground too.
A blonde walks into a library..
she goes up to the librarians desk and says, "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please." The librarian looks at her in disbelief. "Uh, honey, this is a library, and not McDonalds." The blonde is totally taken aback as she looks around and see everyone quietly reading books. She says, "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry!"
*whispers* "I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a diet coke please."
So I went into Mcdonalds and ordered some fries.
There was a chubby girl working, she seemed busy and kinda stressed out. She informed me the fries are cooking, and will be ready in about 3 minutes. I told her "no problem" and waited for my fries. After a few minutes she brought me my order and said "sorry about the wait" I said "no problem chubby, you're bound to lose it sometime".
My dad's favourite joke.
This is the joke that my dad has been telling for as long as I can remember:
A robber goes into a McDonald's and points a gun at the cashier. "This is a robbery. Give me all the money!" The cashier looks at him with a blank stare and says: "Would you like fries with that?"
What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's?
Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
I know it's old but it always made me laugh.
The other day I ordered French fries at McDonalds
the cashier asked me "Small, Medium or Large?"
I said: "mixed please".
How much l**... should you buy to prepare to have s**... with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar f**...?
About a quart to pound her with cheese.
I went to mcdonalds and ordered one large french fry
But they gave me like a hundred little ones w**...
Steve Stephens died today waiting on McDonald's french fries
I guess those French fries were to die for.
Starting January 1st McDonald's will not be making fries any longer
They are already long enough