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What's Mitch McConnell's favorite movie?
Kill bill.
Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...
... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.
Police pulled McConnell over
when they heard he was a minority leader.
3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit.
Mitch better have my bunny.
What do you get when you cross Matthew McConaughey and Mitch McConnell?
Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right
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A Washington h**... gets a tattoo of Mike Pence on one inner thigh and one of Bill Barr on the other ...
Then when she gets a customer, she says, "If you can name both of them, I'll give you one for free."
Customer replies, "Hmm, I don't know about those two, but the one in the middle is Mitch McConnell."
Everyone calling Mitch McConnell a turtle really needs to stop...
Turtles are intelligent creatures
They say Mitch McConnell is spineless. I disagree.
Snakes definitely have spines.
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