Mcconaughey Jokes

Funniest Mcconaughey Short Jokes

Short mcconaughey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mcconaughey humour may include short baker jokes also.

1. I met Matthew McConaughey and asked him to sign a photo for me. I told him to make sure he doesn't write anything in the left side of the picture though. He said "Alright, I'll write all right."
2. What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
   -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
3. Matthew McConaughey walks into a bakery... Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?"
   Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
   Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
4. Who did Matthew McConaughey blame in the protests in Charlottesville? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
5. Matthew McConaughey set to guest edit Breibart news next week Alt-Right Alt-Right Alt-Right
6. Matthew McConaughey considering a run for Texas Governor. He's planning to run on an alt-right, alt-right, alt-right platform.
7. Now that Matthew McConaughey might be running for governor of Texas people are wondering what his politics are... I think it's obvious he's a member of the Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right
8. The new guy at work reminds me a lot of Matthew mcconaughey He keeps saying things like, "Hey man, don't forget about Matthew Mcconaughey".
9. Matthew McConaughey and Andre 3000 released an album together. The reviews were
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10. Matthew McConaughey just bought NASCAR And he's making racers drive the opposite direction. Now instead of making left turns, they're going all right, all right, all right

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Mcconaughey One Liners

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1. What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner? All rice, all rice, all rice
2. What do you call a radical Matthew McConaughey? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
3. What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread? All rye all rye
4. How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? A right a right a right
5. What does Matthew McConaughey say when he's picking fruit? All ripe, all ripe, all ripe.
6. Matthew McConaughey says he saw a ghost. It was all white, all white, all white.
7. [OC] What's Matthew Mcconaughey's favourite Pokemon? _Rhydon rhydon rydon_
8. What does Matthew McConaughey eat when trying to bulk up? All rice, all rice, all rice
9. What does racist Matthew McConaughey say? altright, altright, altright
10. What do North Korea and Matthew McConaughey have in common? Failure to Launch
11. What colour did Matthew McConaughey paint his house? All white, all white, all white...
12. Matthew McConaughey for president 2016: Make America Alright Alright Alright Again!
13. Why would Matthew McConaughey be a great bailiff? "All rise, all rise, all rise!"
14. What's Matthew McConaughey's favourite car? An audi R8, R8, R8
15. What did Matthew McConaughey see at the Trump rally? All white, all white, all white

Matthew Mcconaughey Jokes

Here is a list of funny matthew mcconaughey jokes and even better matthew mcconaughey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Matthew McConaughey has a younger brother who works as a court clerk. Everybody knows him for his signature phrase:'All rise, all rise, all rise'.
• What did Matthew McConaughey say when the waiter asked him if he wanted ice in his water? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
• What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees? All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
• What did Matthew McConaughey say to his publisher about his long awaited upcoming book? I'll write, I'll write, I'll write!
• What did Matthew McConaughey say when he was turned into a zombie? Yes, of course:
  "I'll rot, I'll rot, I'll rot!"
  Happy Halloween!
• Matthew McConaughey was spotted during the Capital Hill protests When asked to comment what he saw he simply said,
  Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right
• Why does Matthew McConaughey only watch NASCAR in a mirror? So the turns are all right all right all right.
• What did Matthew McConaughey say on his first day on the job as a Judge? All Rise All Rise All Rise
• What did Matthew McConaughey tell his sweetheart when he found out he had to go overseas for a year? I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
• What did Matthew McConaughey say to me when he found out I made a joke that didn't make the front page? "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

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