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It was all white, all white, all white.
George Clooney said, "I'll direct."
Dicaprio said, "I'll produce."
And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
A right a right a right!
Make America Alright Alright Alright Again!
All rice, all rice, all rice
Failure to Lunch?
All rye all rye
Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
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They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
All white, all white, all white...
Altright, altright, altright
Alt-Right Alt-Right Alt-Right
All rye all rye all rye!
Failure to Launch
Alt right, alt right, alt right..
Alt right alt right alt right
Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
He said "Alright, I'll write all right."
He's gonna be alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
So the turns are all right all right all right.
Tom hanks says "I'll produce it"
Leonardo DiCaprio says "I'll direct it"
Matthew McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
And he's making racers drive the opposite direction. Now instead of making left turns, they're going all right, all right, all right
altright, altright, altright
But now I'm alright alright alright.
That way when the judge walks in he could say
All rise All rise All rise
Because he is
Alt-right
Alt-right
Alt-right.
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
All rice, all rice, all rice
"I'll ride, I'll ride, I'll ride"
George said: I'll Direct
Matt Damon said: I'll produce
Matthew McConaughey said: ill write ill write ill wriite
It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.
"All rise, all rise, all rise!"
Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?"
Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
George Clooney says he's gonna direct Leonardo DiCaprio says he's gonna be the producer and Matthew McConaughey says I'll write I'll writte I'll write
All white, all white, all white
Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.
DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director then
McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
Of course, they are going to need roles for each other, but none of them can decide what they want to do. They argue over this for hours, until Leonardo finally decides he wants to direct, since he is the best with cameras. Eventually, Brad Pitt decides he wants to produce, since he's the one with the most money. Now there's only one left; McConaughey. DiCaprio turns to him and says,
Well what does that leave you with?
Matthew thinks about this for a while, until he finally turns to the two of them.
I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
I'll write, I'll write, I'll write!
When asked to comment what he saw he simply said,
Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right
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