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- TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV. It was *Ellen* or rugby.
- What would Sir Paul McCartney sing to an octopus? I wanna hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
- I'd like to take a moment to remember Paul McCartney (1942-2020). He's still alive, that's just how long he's lived so far.
- You have to read this in Paul McCartney's voice When I find my tweets are causing trouble
Mother Russia comforts me
Tweeting words of wisdom
Covfefe - Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.
- A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!' - What was Paul McCartney's response to people asking why his music is so corny? "Maybe I'm a maize"
- In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped.
- Why weren't Paul McCartney and Wings allowed to ski down a certain mountain? They were banned on the run
- What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs? "Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
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- What is one of the longest living species of beetle? Paul McCartney
- BREAKING - Paul McCartney disqualified from London Marathon He was banned on the run.
- What do vegetarian maggots eat? Linda Mccartney...
- What's got 3 legs and lived on a farm? The McCartneys.
- My shirt is 40% linen... I guess the other 60% is McCartney, Harrison and Starr.
- What do you call a pig with wings? Linda McCartney. (Yes, I know she's dead)
- Paul McCartney wasn't in Bread But some of his kids look like they were
- My friend got a Volkswagen Beetle... He calls it McCartney.
- What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni
- If Paul McCartney was a fruit... Would he be Paul MeGranate?
- How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon
- How does Paul McCartney open a concert in Israel? "Hey Jews!"
- What did Stella McCartney say during a t**...? Come together
Right now
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Mccartneys Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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Paul McCartney will take part in this first live online chat May 17, and a record 2½ million calls have already come in for people hoping to have an actual moment of contact with the former Beatle. Although it should be noted that 2 million of those calls came from Ringo Starr.
I went to a library that had a section with jokes about rock band leaders, there were different sections for each individual.
What are these? I asked the librarian about one section.
These are Paul Mccartney jokes, she answered.
I pointed to another section. What about those?
Those are Jimmy Page jokes.
I walked over to a third section. And these?
These r / jokes."
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What do Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas" and your Mom have in common?
Both s**... and have a lot of ding-d**... in them.
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A billionaire decides to build a palace
A billionaire decides to build a palace to bring the best musicians of the 60's together in one place. After a year of hammering, sawing, and painting the palace is finally finished. It's perfect – marble, chandeliers, and concert halls; dozens of swimming pools and tennis courts. Excited, the billionaire sends out his invitations. A few weeks later he sees Jefferson Airplane, The Beetles, Jimmy Hendrix and a hoard of 60's luminaries standing in the grass, but none are coming inside. Paul McCartney is playing cards with m**... Jagger.
The billionaire is stunned. I've spent a year building this palace, making it perfect in every detail for the best musicians the 60's has ever known. Why won't you come inside?
John Lennon adjusts his glasses and calls out: You forgot The Doors.
AMA request: Paul McCartney
How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?
Bruce Springsteen...
after a long successful life finally dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Bruce! We're so glad you're finally here! God's a big fan, you know."
Bruce, of course, is flabbergasted. "Really?"
"You bet! In fact, he's arranged to have the whole E Street Band reunited up here for you."
"The old band? That's great! I've missed those guys so much."
"Not only that," St Peter goes on, "there's a bunch of other guys who can't wait to jam with you. Lennon and McCartney have written some songs for you, Les Paul has built a new guitar for you, and Beethoven thinks you could use another keyboard player in the band. He's got his hearing back now, you know."
Bruce can't believe his good luck. "This really is Heaven! Is there some sort of catch?"
"Well," says St Peter, "God has a girlfriend, and she thinks she can sing..."