Mccartney Jokes

Funniest Mccartney Short Jokes

Short mccartney jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mccartney humour may include short jam jokes also.

1. TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV. It was *Ellen* or rugby.
2. What would Sir Paul McCartney sing to an octopus? I wanna hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
3. I'd like to take a moment to remember Paul McCartney (1942-2020). He's still alive, that's just how long he's lived so far.
4. You have to read this in Paul McCartney's voice When I find my tweets are causing trouble
   Mother Russia comforts me
   Tweeting words of wisdom
   Covfefe
5. Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.
6. A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
   To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
7. What was Paul McCartney's response to people asking why his music is so corny? "Maybe I'm a maize"
8. In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped.
9. Why weren't Paul McCartney and Wings allowed to ski down a certain mountain? They were banned on the run
10. What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs? "Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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Mccartney One Liners

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1. What is one of the longest living species of beetle? Paul McCartney
2. BREAKING - Paul McCartney disqualified from London Marathon He was banned on the run.
3. What do vegetarian maggots eat? Linda Mccartney...
4. What's got 3 legs and lived on a farm? The McCartneys.
5. My shirt is 40% linen... I guess the other 60% is McCartney, Harrison and Starr.
6. What do you call a pig with wings? Linda McCartney. (Yes, I know she's dead)
7. Paul McCartney wasn't in Bread But some of his kids look like they were 
8. My friend got a Volkswagen Beetle... He calls it McCartney.
9. What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni
10. If Paul McCartney was a fruit... Would he be Paul MeGranate?
11. How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon
12. How does Paul McCartney open a concert in Israel? "Hey Jews!"
13. What did Stella McCartney say during a t**...? Come together
    Right now
    Over me

Paul Mccartney Jokes

Here is a list of funny paul mccartney jokes and even better paul mccartney puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?
• What's the difference between a 44-year-old song and a goat? Paul McCartney can't milk a goat.

Unearthly Funniest Mccartney Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

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