Mc Donalds Jokes
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Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder?
**McDonalds Boss:** Again *(rubs temples)* you don't need to put Mc in front of words.
**Me:** Oh ok *(...to customer)* welcome to Donalds.
Dating tip:
Pull out her chair at dinner and whisper, "That's not the only thing I'll be pulling out tonight." Then pull out her napkin like a true gentleman.
(doesn't work at Mc Donalds)
Mc'Donalds in hurricanes
No wonder McDonalds places are still open during hurricane sandy. None off their customers can blow away anyways
What do you call a rapper duck that likes burgers?
MC Donald.
Why are Americans fat?
Because they think E=MC Donalds
What is number 14?
Mc Donald's hand cheese
I am a manager in a multi billion dollar company what are you doing at 20
I manage my local Mc Donald's
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