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34 maze jokes and hilarious maze puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maze that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Love a good laugh? Check out this funny collection of maze jokes, inspired by all things maze-related, from corn mazes, crystal mazes, and puzzle games, to The Maze Runner and bludgeoning catacombs. Get ready to be entertained.

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Funniest Maze Short Jokes

Short maze jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maze humour may include short monkey jokes also.

  1. If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
  2. What do you call the anxiety you feel when you're in a maze of buildings? A complex complex complex
  3. If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman... You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
  4. I went to a abba themed bar last night The toilet was like a maze
    What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to
  5. I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good.
  6. Farmer John At the end of the year Farmer John completely cut down the corn puzzle he had created.
    I guess you could say he razed his raised maize maze.
  7. What's the difference between The Kite Runner and The Maze Runner? I don't know, I haven't seen either.
  8. My kid wants $20 to go through a corn maze with his friends, which is $20 more than I normally pay to walk through vegetables.
  9. We can't afford to take our kids to a corn maze this year so we're just going to take them to an IKEA instead.
  10. Scientists announced a new family fun maze covered in vantablack to help raise awareness about the new product... ...there were no survivors :/

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Maze One Liners

Which maze one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maze? I can suggest the ones about tiles and arena.

  1. Be sure to always whisper while in a corn maze The walls have ears.
  2. Why are cornfield mazes part of our Halloween tradition? They are exceptionally ear-ie.
  3. A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges.
  4. Why did it take Knuckles seven days to escape the corn maze? He didn't know da wae.
  5. Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field.
  6. You know what amazes me? A maze.
  7. What do you call the basic unit of grammar when it walks into a maze? A lost clause.
  8. Corn mazes are a bit redundant.
  9. If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom.
  10. All my jokes are a maze (ing) Boring, confusing, and you can find them on the internet
  11. What do you call a maze with all your good pals? (Sorry in advance) A LADyrinth
  12. A Spanish woman couldn't find her way out of a corn maze and died. Isn't that a-maíz-ing?
  13. Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing.
  14. Did you see the Maze Runner? It was A-MAZE-ZING!
  15. British corn maze scientist found out...

Corn Maze Jokes

Here is a list of funny corn maze jokes and even better corn maze puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the French biologist say to visitors entering the corn maze Enjoy Zea maize!

Maze Runner Jokes

Here is a list of funny maze runner jokes and even better maze runner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I don't think I'll watch the Maze Runner movie. It seems too corny
Maze joke, I don't think I'll watch the Maze Runner movie.

Cheerful Fun Maze Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about maze you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maze pranks.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar during the town's annual Halloween celebration. "I'd sure like to try out that giant corn maze they set up, but I'm afraid I'd get lost and kill half the day in there," the guy tells the bartender. "There is actually a guide you can hire that will take you through the entire labyrinth in just 60 seconds," the bartender reassures him. "It's a minute tour."

Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?

The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.

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***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?***
Life is a maze.

Maze joke, What's the difference between The Kite Runner and The Maze Runner?