Mazda Jokes
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In the words of Bill Murray...
An Irish man knocks on the door of an old lady, he says he's broke and looking for work. The old lady says "Sure, I'll pay you to paint my porch." So she gives the Irish man some paint and he leaves.
One hour later the man comes back, "Are you already done?" the lady asked, "Aye." said the Irish man, "But it's not a porch it's a Mazda."
The stereotype of Persians used to be that they're very cheap.
A Persian man's wife died. After the burial he called the newspaper to write the obituary.
Put 'Sarah died' he said
*Sir, you're not paying us by word, it's a flat rate... you can write a whole sentence if you like.*
Put 'Sarah died yesterday'
*Sir, you can add six more words and I'll charge you for a sentence*
Put '86 Mazda for sale, low mileage''
I got beaten up by a Jewish guy at a Formula one circuit today
I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race
I was stuck in traffic behind a Mazda SUV this morning...
it wasn't the greatest car in the whole world. It was just a Tribute.
Ate some weird mushrooms last night and somehow ended up in a Mazda car sales yard tripping like crazy....
Shroom Shroom.
A large discussion is held about a car manufacturer coaxing young Mr. Bating while he pleasures himself.
Mass debating Mazda bating m**... Master Bating
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