The Best 11 Mays Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mays billy mays puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mays Jokes and Puns

Billy Mays is in heaven now...

Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?


If Billy Mays were a farmer...

And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."

Mays joke, If Billy Mays were a farmer...

TIL Billy Mays had an IQ of 63

Would that make him an OxiMoron?

Rest in Peace Billy Mays.

He partied like it was $19.95.

What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998

Partied like it's 19.99!

If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.

Mays joke, If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day...

I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)

What do Marvel movies and Billy Mays have in common?

They both are like, "But wait, there's more!"

TIL Billy Mays served in the US military

It wasn't for long though it was only 1999.

Billy Mays so good

He once sold pain to Chuck Norris.

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