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Mayo Clinic Jokes

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Did you hear about the injured condiment?

He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic.

Where do food condiments go when they need to see a doctor?

The Mayo clinic

Me, on the phone: I have a complaint. Every time I make a sandwich, it's always too dry.

Guy on the other end: Sir, that's not what we do at the Mayo Clinic.

Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick?

The Mayo Clinic.

Where do you go if you don't like mustard?

Mayo clinic

Tequila Addiction

They're opening a new center to treat tequila addiction in Rochester, Minnesota. It will be known as the cinco de mayo Clinic.

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Did you hear about the experimental procedure used at the Mayo Clinic recently?

The surgeons cut off a man's entire left side, so now he's alright.

They do surprisingly little BLT research

at The Mayo Clinic.

BIG CHANGES COMING AT THE MAYO CLINIC!

They're switching to mustard!

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