Mayhem Jokes
4 mayhem jokes and hilarious mayhem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mayhem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Laughable Mayhem Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What is a good mayhem joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What is an evil cow's ultimate goal?
Udder mayhem
A duck was standing by the roadside waiting for a break in traffic so it could cross.
It watched the vehicles zooming past, seemingly uncaring of its plight. Just when the mayhem started to lull a chicken walked up and said "Don't do it, mate. You'll never hear the end of it"
There is a Spanish family on holiday in England
When they are in England, the trains are packed and everyone is drunk and half n**.... Everywhere is mayhem and the little Spanish boy is confused why. "Dad, why is everyone celebrating, is there an event or something happening?" The dad replies, "The sun has come out."
When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism!
Does that mean we now have Mayhem?
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