The Best 5 Mayhem Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mayhem jokes. There are some mayhem chaotic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mayhem bestselling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mayhem Jokes and Puns

A duck was standing by the roadside waiting for a break in traffic so it could cross.

It watched the vehicles zooming past, seemingly uncaring of its plight. Just when the mayhem started to lull a chicken walked up and said "Don't do it, mate. You'll never hear the end of it"

There is a Spanish family on holiday in England

When they are in England, the trains are packed and everyone is drunk and half naked. Everywhere is mayhem and the little Spanish boy is confused why. "Dad, why is everyone celebrating, is there an event or something happening?" The dad replies, "The sun has come out."

When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism!

Does that mean we now have Mayhem?

We used to have kingdoms ran by kings and empires ran by emperors and now we have theresa may

And now it's mayhem

Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use by date?

It was mayhem.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mayhem anarchy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mayhem bacons piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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