mayfly Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mayfly puns

Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms...

But it still lives longer than my headphones.


I'd love to be a mayfly.

But only for a day.


A mayfly walks into a bar.

The bartender asks: "Why don't you fly?" The mayfly responds: "Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"


What are the most funny Mayfly jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Mayfly? Well, here are the best Mayfly dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Mayfly pick up lines to share with friends.


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