The Best 4 Mayer Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mayer jokes. There are some mayer rockin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mayer kravitz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mayer Jokes and Puns

They say John Mayer made a deal with the devil...

Nobody knows what John got, but the devil got guitar lessons!

As a female trying to break into the music industry I am often asked how I will know I have 'made it'. I figure it's when I'm invited to come on something like Saturday Night Live...

or John Mayer

What is trying to bring John Mayer down?

Gravity.

What's round, silver and filled with digital turds?

Nope, not a robot's buttholeโ€”the new John Mayer CD.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mayer baum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mayer goodman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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