Mayday Jokes
4 mayday jokes and hilarious mayday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mayday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mayday Mayday
I need to prove to a French friend that the French language had zero influence on the English language.
I didn't go to the Mayday rally today.
People said it would be perfectly safe, but I saw a lot of red flags.
Mayday, mayday, we are sinking.
Zis iz za German coast guard vat are you sinking about?
The german submarine in the Atlantic brings in a new communications guy.
It's his first day on the job and he's given instructions on which istrument does what and chart for morse code. Very excited about the job, he tunes in and is left to his own by his CO after a bit.
In a few hours, he receives his first message. "This is the Royal navy. Mayday Mayday, we are sinking. I repeat, we are sinking!".
The german communications operator remains super composed. He slides the mic a little closer to him and presses the button to speak. He very calmly orates, " Zis.. is.. ze German command. What.. are you... zinking about?".
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