Mayberry Jokes
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The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.
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Andy Griffith's family are undecided on f**... arrangements.
They may cremate, they Mayberry
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What do you call a toothless p**... in Mayberry?
g**... Pyle
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